Knock Knock!

Posted in Animals on October, 02 2006 7:47 PM

Who's there?   Cowsgo.   Cowsgo who?   No they don't they go moooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! ...
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Sheep Farming 101

Posted in Animals on August, 28 2006 2:36 PM

A novice farmer buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that h ...
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Spanish Sheep

Posted in Animals on March, 27 2006 8:07 AM

What do you call a Spanish sheep with no legs? Gracias! ...
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Dollar Jar

Posted in Animals on August, 09 2005 8:41 PM

 This guy walks in to a bar. The very first thing he notices is a large jar filled with dollar coins. The man asks the bartender, "What's this jar here for?" the bartender replies,"I'f ...
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Three Tough Mice

Posted in Animals on June, 07 2005 10:33 AM

Three mice are in a bar, just sitting around, shooting the shit, talking about how tough they are. First mouse says "I'm so tough, I run out into the middle of the kitchen floor wearing a waist ...
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What did the chicken do?

Posted in Animals on May, 07 2005 12:26 PM

A man inherited a parrot.  At first he thought this was a good thing.  But the parrot would do nothing but swear.  It's language offended hardened sailors. On the first day the m ...
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Monkey and Lizard

Posted in Animals on April, 07 2005 12:34 AM

One day in the jungle, Lizard climbs up a tree and find Monkey sitting on a branch, smoking some weed. Lizard asks him for some but Monkey keeps saying "No, you're a lightweight, it'll go straigh ...
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Legless Chicken

Posted in Animals on March, 14 2005 12:40 PM

Where do you find a chicken with no legs? Where you left it. ...
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