Bear hunt

Posted in Animals on November, 16 2004 7:33 PM

A man is going hunting with a scoped sniper rifle.

That night he sees a bear he shoots, misses, curses and notices the bear is right behind him "Your hump me or I eat you." The man has to have sex with the bear.

Next day, the guy is pissed off so he upgrades the gun then he goes out hunting. Unfortunately the same thing happens and the guy is really pissed off about shaging the bear.

He upgrades his weapon and goes out hunting. He sees the bear, misses by a centimeter and the bear says to him; "You really aren't here to hunt, are you?"


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