Duck walks into a bar

Posted in Animals on February, 26 2005 2:55 PM

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bar man "you got a grape?". The man replies "sorry but we don't sell grapes", the duck sighs and walks out. The next day the duck returns back to the pub and ...
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Fish

Posted in Animals on January, 04 2005 11:34 PM

There was a fish waiting for a fly to drop 6 inches so the fish could eat the fly. There was a cat waiting for the fly to drop 6 inches so the fish would eat the fly and the cat could eat the f ...
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Bear hunt

Posted in Animals on November, 16 2004 6:33 PM

A man is going hunting with a scoped sniper rifle. That night he sees a bear he shoots, misses, curses and notices the bear is right behind him "Your hump me or I eat you." The man has to have se ...
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The Crow

Posted in Animals on October, 21 2004 7:47 PM

Q: How do you make a crow fly? A: You don't need to, it has the natural facility to do so by itself, through a system of bones, skin and muscle fashioned into wings. It of course cannot do this if ...
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Danger

Posted in Animals on October, 18 2004 6:47 PM

What's green and brown with six legs and if it fell out of a tree would kill you stone dead? A snooker table ...
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Aardvark

Posted in Animals on October, 17 2004 1:58 PM

What do you call an Aardvark with a black eye and broken teeth? A Vark ...
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Big Dog

Posted in Animals on June, 28 2004 8:28 PM

A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?" A giant o ...
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Four legs and an arm

Posted in Animals on June, 27 2004 8:25 PM

What has four legs and an arm? A happy rotweiler. ...
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