Cross eyed dog

Posted in Animals on June, 27 2004 7:45 PM

A woman takes her pet Labrador to the vet. "My dog is cross-eyed," she says, "is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him". So he picks up the dog and e ...
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Turtles Picnic

Posted in Animals on May, 28 2004 10:18 PM

Three turtles, Joe, Steve, and Poncho, decide to go on a picnic. Joe packs the picnic basket with cookies, bottled sodas, and sandwiches. The trouble is, the picnic site is 10 miles away, so the t ...
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Snoring Dog

Posted in Animals on May, 18 2004 7:33 PM

An old lady is having trouble with her pet dog snoring every night and keeping her awake. So she goes to a vet and learns that that if you put a ribbon around a snoring dog's penis he'll roll ...
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The Bishop and the Ass

Posted in Animals on May, 18 2004 7:24 PM

A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, th ...
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Two Legs

Posted in Animals on May, 05 2004 8:12 PM

What has two legs and bleeds?   Half a cat.       ...
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The Duck

Posted in Animals on March, 29 2004 7:49 PM

A duck walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Have you got any bread?" Astonished at the sight of the talking duck the man replies "No mate we're a pub, we dont sell bread! sorry!" & ...
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Stolen Camel

Posted in Animals on March, 04 2004 7:04 PM

A man runs into a police station shouting "you`ve got to help me, someone`s stolen my camel!" Calm down says a policeman, we`ll have to take a statement from you. The man gathers himself an ...
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New Stud Rooster

Posted in Animals on February, 25 2004 8:02 PM

A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster forhis chicken coop. The young rooster walks over to the oldrooster and says, "Ok, old fellow, time to retire."The old rooster says, "Yo ...
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