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1. You leave gigs before the encore to "beat the rush"

2. You own a lawnmower

3. You stop dreaming of becoming a professional footballer and start
dreaming of having a son who might instead
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Here are some things I've learned from Godzilla, Gamera, Star Wars, etc. -Any animal which isn't a human will grow 50 times its size when exposed to some sort of radiation. -If some exotic pet e ...

40 degrees:Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Scotland sunbathe. 35 degrees:Italian cars won't start. People in Scotland drive with the windows down. 20 degrees:Floridians wear co ...

Extremely important advice and recommendations to be passed on to wives, girlfriends, fiancés etc. LIST OF RULES 1. From 9 June to 9 July 2006, you should read the sports section of the ne ...

Well, they say that Dungeons and Dragons is supposed to be about creative problem solving as a group. That was the case last night, although it had nothing to do with the game. We were about hal ...

An animation so good it's going on my all time list, The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny demands to be watched! Now! Or Chuck Norris will come and kick your head in. Warning: Cartoon bloo ...

Good old David Hasselhoff. Here he is in all his glory, performing "Hooked On A Feeling" (aka the Ooga Chaka song). If anyone can tell me what it's all about, I'll be amazed. ...

Take a look at this video for sheer, laugh out loud, guaranteed silliness. It features a mouse, on a wheel, going really fast...until the ineveitable conclusion. ...