Bob Mortimer on Virgin Radio

Posted in Real Life on January, 27 2006 7:35 PM

This was overheard on the radio this morning, featuring Radio Breakfast Host Christian O'Connell and well-known surreal comedian Bob Mortimer. Transcript between Christian O’Connell and Bo ...
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Evicted By My Fridge

Posted in Written by Funny.co.uk on January, 26 2006 6:57 PM

I've just been evicted...by my fridge. It all started when I got the new Tivo (tm) system for my TV. I'd already happily been watching Sky for several years, but I'd heard about this new system ...
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Misconceived Domain Names

Posted in Funny Lists on October, 24 2005 11:40 PM

Certain company marketing departments are either very clever or really stupid. You may be searching for something specific but if you come up with these places you'll probably end up disappointe ...
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25 things to make you feel good about being a man!

Posted in Funny Lists on October, 16 2005 7:36 AM

1. OPENING JARS - she's struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn't. Jars are men's work. 2. CALLING SOMEONE 'SON' - Especially ...
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Naked Ladies Sell Pizza

Posted in Written by Our Readers on October, 05 2005 3:24 PM

 I don’t usually bother reading the leaflets that get pushed through my door. Like most people I give them a cursory glance before dropping them straight into the bin. There has to be ...
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Nelson's Navy

Posted in Written by Our Readers on June, 23 2005 7:10 PM

If Nelson’s navy had been subject to today’s regulatory environment, would the Battle of Trafalgar have proceeded more like this?   “Order the signal, Hard ...
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Play From Your Heart

Posted in Written by Our Readers on April, 18 2005 8:51 AM

I have always believed that the role of the artist is to reflect, positively or negatively, upon society and the world in general. I have no respect for the all-too-common "art for the sake of a ...
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America's New Laws

Posted in Written by Our Readers on April, 01 2005 11:24 PM

To the citizens of the United States of America.In the light of your failure to elect a proper President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your ...
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