Sex Workers Quality Control Form

Posted in Other Funny on March, 03 2005 11:41 AM

In this increasingly bureaucratic world in which we live in, we are all subject to more and more check-ups, quality control sessions, feedback meetings and proactive management whatsits. It shou ...
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McDonalds Application Form

Posted in Real Life on November, 15 2004 2:15 AM

This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and they hired him because he was so honest and funny! NAME: Greg Bulmash S ...
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Darwin Awards 2004

Posted in Real Life on October, 16 2004 11:09 AM

Hard to believe, but another year has passed. Once again, it's time for the Darwin Award Nominees. The Darwin's are awarded every year to the persons who died in the most stupid manner, thereby ...
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Chavs

Posted in Other Funny on October, 09 2004 7:12 PM

1.What do you call a Chav in a box?Innit.2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?Sorted.3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?Safe.4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?Innui ...
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Is Bush stupid

Posted in Real Life on September, 30 2004 7:48 PM

Satire is a wonderful medium. It is a way to have fun with the famous people of the day. Every once in a while a clown comes into the spotlight that needs no satire, no spoof or intentional ridi ...
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Rap Lyrics Translated

Posted in Other Funny on August, 10 2004 10:16 PM

Lyrics: First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honeys Dummies - playboy bunnies, those wantin’ money Those the ones I like ‘cause they don’t get nathan’ But penet ...
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Dear Deirdre

Posted in Real Life on July, 24 2004 10:56 AM

Believe it or notAUTHENTIC LETTER SENT TO DEAR DEIRDRE ADVICE COLUMN IN THE SUN(Apparently) From Gavin of London. I am a sailor in the merchant navy. My parents live in South London and one of ...
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Why Women Are Like Football Pitches

Posted in Funny Lists on July, 21 2004 12:17 PM

1. There is a vast difference in grounds with regards to length and width, thus varying the quality of the play. 2. Pitches vary from the well-grassed to the completely bald. 3. Remember it is pos ...
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