Redundancy

Posted in Business on February, 08 2003 10:04 PM

Two managers are going over their budget for the next year. After analyzing expenses and revenues, they come to the conclusion that they will have to lay off one of their two assistants, Jack or Mary.

They go back and forth but can not decide who to lay off. Finally, one manager decides that they will lay off the first person who gets up from their desk.

In the meantime, Mary is hard at work but suddenly gets a headache. She gets some asprin from her desk drawer and gets up from her desk to get some water. One of the managers gets up to break the bad news to Mary.
Manager: "Mary, I need to talk to you. I've got a problem. I either need to lay you or Jack off . . ."

Mary: "Well, jack-off. I've got a headache."

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