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During the recent Karpov-Kasparov world chess championships they came to an adjournment and left for their hotel.  In the lobby of the hotel several chess enthusiasts could be heard bragging, ...

What do female reindeer do when Santa takes all the male reindeer out on Christmas eve? They go into town, and blow a few bucks.   ...

Why is Christmas like a day at the office? Because you do all the hard work and a fat guy in a flashy suit gets all the credit. ...

In a small southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me.The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. ...

It was a starry night and the snowflakes drifted down gently.The snowcrust sparkled in the lamplight at the North Pole.Sleigh bells jingled in the distance. It was supposed to be ahappy time, bu ...

It was late on Christmas Eve and a teenager wanted to buy alast-minute gift for his new girlfriend. Since they had not beendating long he decided to buy her a pair of gloves. The giftwould strik ...

A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artistthat she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh justbelow her bikini line. She also wants him to put the words "Happy Thanksgiv ...

One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shoplooking for an unusual Christmas gift for his wife. The shopowner suggested a parrot, named Chet, which could sing famousChristmas caro ...