Christmas Gift Panty Mixup

Posted in Christmas on December, 04 2003 10:49 AM

It was late on Christmas Eve and a teenager wanted to buy a
last-minute gift for his new girlfriend. Since they had not been
dating long he decided to buy her a pair of gloves. The gift
would strike the right note: personal, but not too personal.

Accompanied by his girlfriend's younger sister, he went to the
local clothing store and bought a pair of expensive leather
gloves. The sister browsed around the store and purchased a few
pairs of lace panties for herself.

During the wrapping, however, the rushed clerk mixed up the
items and gift-wrapped the panties. The guy hastily wrote out a
card, had the clerk tape it to the box and asked the sister to
put it under the family Christmas tree.

His girlfriend opened the box the next morning to find the
panties and the following note:

"I chose these because I noticed you never wear any. I was going
to get the long ones with buttons, but your sister showed me her
short ones and they were very easy to take off. These look
fairly delicate, but the lady I bought them from modelled a pair
she had been wearing for three weeks and they were barely
soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked great. Wish
I was there to see you try them on the first time, as no doubt
others will come in contact with them in the next few days. Your
sister said you've had a few other pairs over the years but
tended to take them off and forget them in the mall or at the
movies, so I'll remind you to stick these in your purse when we
go out. Oh yeah, the lady said you should blow in them before
putting them away, as they will naturally be a bit damp. I hope
you wear them for me Friday night.

All My Love,

P.S. The lady and your sister both said the latest style is to
wear them folded down with a little fur showing.

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2479 days ago mandy jayne posted

thats so funny and typically male!


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