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Rule #1  When in doubt - buy him a Star Wars book. It does not matter if healready has one. I have a friend who owns 17 copies of "The WookieCookies Cookbook" and he has yet to complain.&nb ...

A series of Email announcements about an Office Christmas Party.  Enjoy..... -------------------------------FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: ...

If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw the kind of party where your guests, the next day, call you up to say they had a nice time. Now you'll be expected to throw anot ...

On the first day of Christmas, my drive through gave to me: a Big Bacon Classic with cheese. On the second day of Christmas, my drive through gave to me: Two Happy Meals, and a Big Bacon Classic w ...

Today's global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more competitive steps. Effective immediately, the following economy measures are to take place in the "Twelve Days ...

Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended, in which could be heard no disturbance, not even the sound emitted by a diminutive ...

Is there a Santa Claus?     As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and with research help from that renown scientific journal SPY magazine (January, 1990) - I am pl ...

December 14, 1972 My dearest darling John: Who ever in the whole world would dream of getting a realPartridge in a Pear Tree? How can I ever express my pleasure.Thank you a hundred times for t ...