Christmas Shopping for Geeks

Posted in Christmas on December, 21 2003 11:37 PM

Rule #1  When in doubt - buy him a Star Wars book. It does not matter if healready has one. I have a friend who owns 17 copies of "The WookieCookies Cookbook" and he has yet to complain.&nb ...
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Organising The Christmas Party

Posted in Christmas on December, 09 2003 1:11 PM

A series of Email announcements about an Office Christmas Party.  Enjoy..... -------------------------------FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: ...
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Christmas Party

Posted in Christmas on December, 07 2003 6:41 PM

If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw the kind of party where your guests, the next day, call you up to say they had a nice time. Now you'll be expected to throw anot ...
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Twelve Days of McChristmas Song

Posted in Christmas on December, 07 2003 6:35 PM

On the first day of Christmas, my drive through gave to me: a Big Bacon Classic with cheese. On the second day of Christmas, my drive through gave to me: Two Happy Meals, and a Big Bacon Classic w ...
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Downsizing Christmas

Posted in Christmas on December, 07 2003 6:32 PM

Today's global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more competitive steps. Effective immediately, the following economy measures are to take place in the "Twelve Days ...
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'Night Before Christmas' - As written by a Lawyer

Posted in Christmas on December, 07 2003 6:27 PM

Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended, in which could be heard no disturbance, not even the sound emitted by a diminutive ...
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Is There a Santa Claus

Posted in Christmas on December, 04 2003 2:42 PM

Is there a Santa Claus?     As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and with research help from that renown scientific journal SPY magazine (January, 1990) - I am pl ...
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12 Days of Christmas

Posted in Christmas on December, 04 2003 2:41 PM

December 14, 1972 My dearest darling John: Who ever in the whole world would dream of getting a realPartridge in a Pear Tree? How can I ever express my pleasure.Thank you a hundred times for t ...
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