How to Cook the Christmas Turkey

Posted in Christmas on December, 04 2003 1:40 PM

Step 1: Go buy a turkey Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) OR JD Step 3: Put turkey in the oven Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens Step 6: Take 3 ...
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Dear Santa

Posted in Christmas on December, 04 2003 10:58 AM

If Santa answered his mail honestly... ----------Dear SantaI wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv bena gud boy allyeer.Yer Frend,BiLLy Dear Billy,Nice spelling. You're on your way to a ...
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