Sort these jokes by: Title (Alphabetically) | Date (latest first) | Rating (highest first) A Microsoft Joke Posted By Richard (19 October, 2003) God was looking down on earth one day and decided that thingswere not going to get better, in fact they were getting worseevery day. He said to himself th... Glass of Milk Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) How do the various titans of the computing industry describe a lowly glass of milk? Optimist The glass is half full. Pessimist The glass is half empty Fut... Help Desk Call Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless to say the help desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect org... Fun In The Computer Lab Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) Follow this guide if you want to confuse, scare or just generally annoy anyone unlucky enough to be in the same computer room as you! Log on, wait a s... Illegal Operation Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) My computer just told me that I had completed an illegal operation, and I'm not even a doctor....