Sort these jokes by: Title (Alphabetically) | Date (latest first) | Rating (highest first) Bar Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) Two men walked into a bar so the third man ducked!!... Bass Posted By Aled (22 March, 2005) I say, I say, I say. What did the fisherman say to the rock guitarist? "I caught you a delicious bass, wanna play it?"... Birthday Posted By cats (12 September, 2003) A man walkes into a fish and chip shop with a fish under his arm: "Do you have any fishcakes?" he asks "Yes" comes the reply. "Thank God," says the man "It... Cannibals.. Posted By steve_bull (15 November, 2004) What does a Cannibal get whens he's late for dinner? The cold shoulder.... Corny Cabbage Posted By Trish (5 December, 2004) Q. What do you call two rows of cabbages? A. A dual cabbage way... Dirty habits Posted By Aled (22 March, 2005) Why did the penniless monks all have dirty habits? Because they couldn't afford the laundry service.... Dog Posted By LePeaNLePod (15 May, 2003) Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him... Dogs Home Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) Did you hear about the dogs home that got broken into? The police have no leads.... Doris calling! Posted By Ghost (15 May, 2003) Tony: "Knock knock" Tricia: "Who''s there?" Tony: "Doris." Tricia: "Doris, who?" Tony: "Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!! ... Dyslexic Posted By Rossy noble (15 November, 2004) What do you get if you cross a dyslexic, an agnostic and an insomniac? Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.... Farmer Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) Why did the farmer plough his field with a steamroller? He wanted mashed potatoes.... Fascinating! Posted By Sammy (13 May, 2003) Two men are taking an oral IQ test. The first man is asked "Put the word 'great' into a sentence." So the man says "I have bought a new co... Ham Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) What do you call a man with a piece of ham on his head? Hamed.What do you call a man with two pieces of ham on his head? Mohamed.What do you call a man with... Inkling Posted By dj drum (2 October, 2006) What is a inkling? A baby fountain pen.... Knock Knock Posted By dj drum (1 October, 2006) Who's there? Dismay. Dismay who? Dismay I'm going on holiday.... Laundry van Posted By Aled (22 March, 2005) What happened to the crook who escaped from the police by hiding in a laundry van? He got clean away.... Lazy Squirrels Posted By aledjones (6 October, 2005) What do squirrels do on their days off? They stay at home and do nutting.... Mary's Nickname! Posted By Lynz (12 September, 2003) What is Mary short for?   Her legs are tiny.... Minton Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) One day a man was walking his dog 'Minton' in the park, Minton saw a shuttle cock on the floor, and he ate it. His owner turned around and said 'Bad Minton'... Nuns Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) Two nuns were driving through transalvania when a vampire jumped into the middle of the road showing his fangs. One nun said to the other "Quick! Show him y... Police Report Posted By snappa (14 November, 2004) Police report :- A man was found at his north london home today, drowned in a bowl of muesli. Investigators say he was pulled under by a strong current.... Quasimodo Posted By Aled (5 March, 2005) Quasimodo went to see his GP. The doctor, after examining him, says "I think there's something wrong with your back." Quasimodo says "What makes you say t... RIP Ronnie Barker Posted By Ghost (5 October, 2005) Did you hear about the group that broke into a police department and took their only toilet? Now the police have nothing to go on. (This joke originally ma... Silly Balloon Joke Posted By jasondlonghurst (24 April, 2006) Three balloons. Daddy balloon, mummy balloon and baby balloon. Daddy balloon saids to baby balloon, look son, you are much to old to sleep with mummy and d... Snowman's Birthday Song Posted By aparnabanerjee91 (6 October, 2005) Q: What do you sing at a Snowman's Birthday Party?   A: Freeze A Jolly Good Fellow!... Snowmen Posted By aledjones (6 October, 2005) Two snowmen are standing in a garden. One says, "I wonder what it is like to fly in the clouds above", the other exclaims, "Look a talking snowman!!!!"... Strawberry Posted By Tinkerbell14pc (6 June, 2003) Q.Why did the baby strawberry Cry? A. Because its mother was stuck in a jam.... Talking one armed bandit and peanuts Posted By Ghost (28 April, 2005) A man goes into a bar and sits down at a table. There is a bowl of peanuts. He is about to take a handful when they start saying nice things about hi... Tony Posted By laney1000 (18 October, 2005) Q.What do you call a man with no shin? A.Tony... Two Fish Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) Two fish in a tank, one says to the other "How do you drive this thing?"...