Sort these jokes by: Title (Alphabetically) | Date (latest first) | Rating (highest first) Whats the diffence between... Posted By nelson08 (24 April, 2004) What's the difference between a nun praying and a nun in the bath? One has Hope in her Soul and the other has S oap in........ The Flat with Three Floors Posted By cheesyfeet (5 April, 2004) On the top floor of a cheap flat in California a man was doing... Electric Arm Posted By smellybelly6000 (17 March, 2004) There was a man who had his arm shot off in a war. The doctors replaced it with an electric one, that perofrmend whatever instructions he game it, simply by... Soap Dispenser Posted By lilcrazibabixxx (21 February, 2004) A guy was taking a shower in a five star hotel and noticed there was no soap. So he ran out to the storage room naked and got two bars. But as he turn... Two Nuns Posted By Zeppo (12 November, 2003) Two nuns were riding their bikes along a cobbled street - one turned to the other and said,"I've never come this way before"... Three Wishes Posted By kazkaz (23 October, 2003) A man walked into an bar with a cat and an ostrich. He says "can I have three beers." The bar man says "that will be £3.00 please" and the ca... Survey Posted By cats (12 September, 2003) A survey of womens legs revealed that 10 percent of men preferred fat legs, 20 percent preferred thin legs, while the overwhelming majority preferred someth... Bee Sting Posted By Brujah (5 September, 2003) Why is a bee sting worse than a wasp sting? A wasp sting hurts for hours, but a 'beasting' hurts for days!... Gay Dinosaur Posted By duffy (28 August, 2003) What do you call a gay dinosaur? A "Mega-sore-arse"... Four Fingers Posted By Richard (5 August, 2003) Sean and Jason were in a bar, and they went into the toilet to take a leak.While standing at the urinal Sean confessed, "I wish I had a dick like my cousi... McGregor the.... Posted By Richard (5 August, 2003) This Scottish farmer walks into the neighborhood pub, and orders a whiskey."Ye see that fence over there?" he says to the bartender. "Ah built it with me ow... At 6:30 or 6:45 Posted By Richard (30 July, 2003) Four guys who worked together always golfed as a group at 7:00 a.m. on Sunday. Unfortunately, one of them got transferredout of town and they were talking a... Two Cowboys Posted By mynx15 (22 July, 2003) Two cowboys are walking through the dessert and they are really thirsty. They carry on walking and they come to pub so they go in and have ... Whales & Sailors Posted By Richard (20 July, 2003) Two whales are swimming in the ocean when they see a whaling ship inthe distance. The male whale realises that it's the same one that killed his parents so ... The Farmer's Watermelon Patch Posted By cats_rule (18 July, 2003) Two men are trying to break a world record by walking cross country. Quite tired one evening, the first man insists he simply must sleep somewhere warm th... Monthly Bleeding Posted By gunners (12 July, 2003) Little Susie is beginning her monthly bleeding, but isn't quite sure what is going on. Embarrassed about telling her parents and not sure who to turn to, sh... Nuts Posted By funnyboy2004 (28 June, 2003) A man walks in to a mental asylum and goes to see a phsyciatrist wearing nothing but cling film around his groin. The phsyciatrist says "I can cle... Big Bust Posted By cutie (27 June, 2003) A woman asked her husband if he knew how she could make her bust bigger. He said "Try rubbing toilet paper between your breasts once a day.  It ... 3 Men in a Tent Posted By Borisbeacj (22 June, 2003) There were three men on a camping holiday, all in a tent in a farmers field. In the morning the three men told eachother what they had dreamt the ... Good Driver Posted By lynn (13 June, 2003) A man walks into a bar. He walk's up to the barman while spitting every few seconds, after everytime he spat he said "good ... the three naughty boys Posted By 13stimpson (26 May, 2003) Once there were three boys Zip, Willy, and Pee and they were all annoying the teacher. Zip was on the top of the cupboard. Willy was inside the cupboard,... blond Posted By angelwings (22 May, 2003) Q. What will a blonde put behind her head to make herself more attractive? A. Her ankles.... Superman Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) One day Superman was flying around and then he saw a superwoman woman lying on the floor with her legs wide open and in the nude! The superman flew down and... Magic Sex Toy Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) There once was a woman who really needed sex. Then she went to a sex shop and asked the shopkeeper for the best dildo ever. The shop keeper went into the ... A Desert Island Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) A plane crashes on a desert island and only three men survive. As the men come to their senses they see another man approching them, as he gets closer he sp... Triplets Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) A woman was pregnant with triplets. One day she decided to go for a walk when she was shot in the stomach. The Dr. said the children would be fine but they ... Going On Up To Heaven Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) A young woman was teaching Sunday school to a group of very young children, one day she asked the class a question. She said "Class who can tell, when you d... Free Watch Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) Johnny was in the playground with his friend Jimmy when he noticed the brand new shiney watch Jimmy was wearing. "Did you get that for your birthday?" he as... Clock Shop Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) A man enters a clock shop and takes out his manhood and puts it on the counter. The lady assistant says to him "Sir this is a clock shop not a cock ... Blonde Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) What does a blond and the Bermuda Triangle have in common? They've both swallowed a lot of seamen. ...