Sort these jokes by: Title (Alphabetically) | Date (latest first) | Rating (highest first) Winning Money on the Horse Posted By aronel (9 December, 2003) A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. While waiting for his beer he notices a very large brandy glass filled to the brim with 10 dollar bills. There ... Bet the Barman Posted By doodoo (27 April, 2003) A man walks into a bar and orders a drink.  After chatting with some customers, he walks over to the bartender and offers to make a bet.  "I'll... Martooni Posted By Richard (3 February, 2004) A lady walks into a bar and says, "Barkeep, gimme a martooni." The bartender goes back and fixes her a martini. She downs it and says, "Barkeep, gimme ano... Flying drunk Posted By nightvixen (20 February, 2004) This man walks into a bar that is on top of a very tall building, he orders one large drink. Downs it in one, goes over to a window and jumps out. 10 minue... Push Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) A man is in bed with his wife when they hear a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'... Embarrassed drinker Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. As he drinks it, he tells the bartender that it is his birthday, he is now 40 today and has never been to a bar ... The Beer Festival Posted By Richard (1 January, 2004) After Great Britain's Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided it would be fun to hit a pub in London and go out for a beer. The first sits down an... Six pack Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) There were three men, Bill, James and Andy working on the top of a high rise building in New York. As James was cleaning 1 of the windows on the 100th floor... Dog and Fox Posted By monkeyman107uk (15 July, 2003) Whats the difference between a dog and a fox? About 8 pints.... Fall Down Drunk Posted By Richard (14 August, 2003) A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face. "Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thou... Man in a Pub Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) A man had been drinking at a pub all night. When he stands up to leave, he falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time, but to no avail. Again, ... Terry the toothless termite Posted By makhulu (13 March, 2005) Terry the toothless termite goes into a pub and asks a man at the bar, "Is the bar tender here?"... A man Posted By ~giggles~ (27 May, 2003) One day in a bar, and man runs in out of breath, face red, sweating like a pig.  The bartender says," What on earth is happening out there"  ... Pub bet Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) This guy walked into a bar and said to the barman "I bet you £100 that I can pee into that glass which is 10 metres away without gettin even one little drop... Tarmac Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) A man walks into a pub with a lump of Tarmac under his arm. The barman says "can I help you sir?" The man replies "Yes i'll have a pint of lager and one for... Skeleton in the Bar Posted By Richard (14 August, 2003) A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop.... Too Much of Everything Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) A man was sitting in the bar with a pint of beer, a cigarette and shouting at the top of his voice. He got kicked out so he started making his way home. Whe... 5 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) 1 Beer never laughs in pity at you wearing T-shirts with "5 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman" 2 Nobody will think you a damned liar when you say that...