Sort these jokes by: Title (Alphabetically) | Date (latest first) | Rating (highest first) A+ in Maths Posted By Richard (5 August, 2003) Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything; tutors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they could ... Butler Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) James the butler had a tremendous command of the English language but had trouble with french phraseology, one such was the phrase Faux Paix so he decided t... Fascinate Posted By Richard (27 June, 2004) The teacher asked her students to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. ... I Don't Want To Go To School Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!" "But why, Mom? I don't want to go." "Give me two reasons ... Intellectual Joke Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) Descartes walked into a bar. The barman asked "Would you like a drink?" To which Descartes replied "I think not!", and vanished.... Kindergarten Kids Posted By scorpiobabe (27 February, 2005) It's the first day of kindergarten, and the teacher decides to do taste association. 'I'll blindfold you and give you a lifesaver, and you tell me what flav... Maths Teachers Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) There are only three kinds of Maths teacher; The ones who can count, and the ones who can't! ... Scouser School Test Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) 1. Craig has 0.5 kilos of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Vinnie for 300 quid and 90 grams to Tomo for 90 quid a gram, what is the street value of the res...