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Clueless 10/10 - Ridiculously And Incredibly And Amazingly Brilliant
Posted By Aled (13 March, 2005)
What's the difference between Prince William and a snap together superhero from a cereal packet? The latter is a Glueless K it and the former is ...

Michael's Bedtime 5/10 - Could Be Better But Could Be Worse
Posted By firehunter (6 July, 2004)
What time is michael jacksons bedtime? When the big hand touches the little hand....

Tonto and the Lone Ranger 7/10 - A Worthwhile Read
Posted By Richard (3 June, 2004)
Tonto and the Lone Ranger were riding across the prairie. Then Tonto got down from his horse and put his ear to the ground. He looked at the Lone Ranger and...

Voice Controlled Radio 5/10 - Could Be Better But Could Be Worse
Posted By friends4ever (2 April, 2004)
A man bought a new car that had an amazing radio. Every time he said "jazz" it played jazz music, every time he said "rap"...

Knock-Knock Boy Blue 6/10 - Better than average
Posted By strider0009 (10 March, 2004)
Knock Knock. Whos there? The Little boy blue. The Little boy blue who? Michael Jackson....

Michael Jackson Shopping 7/10 - A Worthwhile Read
Posted By Richard (1 January, 2004)
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Wal-Mart? Because he heard kids pants were half-off! ...

Michael's Baby 4/10 - Definately Room For Improvement
Posted By jabberwocky (1 December, 2003)
Michael Jackson was recently seen dangling his kid out the balcony window.  This was considered strange because he normally just tosses them off....

Michael Jackson Drugs Charges 7/10 - A Worthwhile Read
Posted By kermit (23 November, 2003)
Police searching Michael Jacksons Neverland ranch have confirmed that they have found drugs in his house. They say that they found class A drugs in his livi...

Saddam Hussain's CDs 3/10 - Not Very Good
Posted By patrosh (30 March, 2003)
Where does saddam hussain puts his CDs? In a rack....

Kylie 6/10 - Better than average
Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003)
Where does Kylie Minogue buy her kebabs from? Jason's Donner van!...

Hardy and Nelson 6/10 - Better than average
Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003)
Hardy was stood on the deck just as they were going into the historic battle of Trafalgar when out walks Nelson wearing his bright red jacket. Hardy asks Ne...

Beckham Joke Number Three 5/10 - Could Be Better But Could Be Worse
Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003)
Posh and Becks arrive from their holiday at Heathrow. A mini cab driver asks them where they have been D.B. "I've been away in America, doing some sight see...

Showbusiness 5/10 - Could Be Better But Could Be Worse
Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003)
A man went to see an agent as he wanted a career in showbusiness. The agent agreed the man was very talented and agreed he could go a long way. Despite this...

Brooklyn Beckham's Diary 7/10 - A Worthwhile Read
Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003)
Monday: Today dad was trying to do a puzzle of a tiger. An hour later he was still trying, until Uncle Alex came round and told him to put the Frosties back...

Moses 8/10 - Pretty Damn Good
Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003)
What happened when moses went to Mount Olive? Popeye kicked the shit out of him....

Joseph 8/10 - Pretty Damn Good
Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003)
Jesus was standing in for Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates when an old man shuffled up to him. "Name?" said Jesus. "Joseph" replied the old man. "Occupation?...

Vanessa Feltz 6/10 - Better than average
Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003)
Did you hear about vinessa Feltz walking through customs? No? She was arrested for trying to smuggle 40lb of crack in her nickers....

Obligatory Beckham Joke 6/10 - Better than average
Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003)
What do you do if David Beckham throws a pin at you? Run: he's got a grenade in his mouth....

Mickey and Minnie 7/10 - A Worthwhile Read
Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003)
Mickey and Minnie were stand in front of the judge. Mickey wants a divorce from Minnie. The judge says 'Mickey, having heard why you want a divorce, ...


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