Sort these jokes by: Title (Alphabetically) | Date (latest first) | Rating (highest first) Beckham Joke Number Three Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) Posh and Becks arrive from their holiday at Heathrow. A mini cab driver asks them where they have been D.B. "I've been away in America, doing some sight see... Brooklyn Beckham's Diary Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) Monday: Today dad was trying to do a puzzle of a tiger. An hour later he was still trying, until Uncle Alex came round and told him to put the Frosties back... Clueless Posted By Aled (13 March, 2005) What's the difference between Prince William and a snap together superhero from a cereal packet? The latter is a Glueless K it and the former is ... Hardy and Nelson Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) Hardy was stood on the deck just as they were going into the historic battle of Trafalgar when out walks Nelson wearing his bright red jacket. Hardy asks Ne... Joseph Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) Jesus was standing in for Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates when an old man shuffled up to him. "Name?" said Jesus. "Joseph" replied the old man. "Occupation?... Knock-Knock Boy Blue Posted By strider0009 (10 March, 2004) Knock Knock. Whos there? The Little boy blue. The Little boy blue who? Michael Jackson.... Kylie Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) Where does Kylie Minogue buy her kebabs from? Jason's Donner van!... Michael Jackson Drugs Charges Posted By kermit (23 November, 2003) Police searching Michael Jacksons Neverland ranch have confirmed that they have found drugs in his house. They say that they found class A drugs in his livi... Michael Jackson Shopping Posted By Richard (1 January, 2004) Why did Michael Jackson rush to Wal-Mart? Because he heard kids pants were half-off! ... Michael's Baby Posted By jabberwocky (1 December, 2003) Michael Jackson was recently seen dangling his kid out the balcony window.  This was considered strange because he normally just tosses them off.... Michael's Bedtime Posted By firehunter (6 July, 2004) What time is michael jacksons bedtime? When the big hand touches the little hand.... Mickey and Minnie Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) Mickey and Minnie were stand in front of the judge. Mickey wants a divorce from Minnie. The judge says 'Mickey, having heard why you want a divorce, ... Moses Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) What happened when moses went to Mount Olive? Popeye kicked the shit out of him.... Obligatory Beckham Joke Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) What do you do if David Beckham throws a pin at you? Run: he's got a grenade in his mouth.... Saddam Hussain's CDs Posted By patrosh (30 March, 2003) Where does saddam hussain puts his CDs? In a rack.... Showbusiness Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) A man went to see an agent as he wanted a career in showbusiness. The agent agreed the man was very talented and agreed he could go a long way. Despite this... Tonto and the Lone Ranger Posted By Richard (3 June, 2004) Tonto and the Lone Ranger were riding across the prairie. Then Tonto got down from his horse and put his ear to the ground. He looked at the Lone Ranger and... Vanessa Feltz Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) Did you hear about vinessa Feltz walking through customs? No? She was arrested for trying to smuggle 40lb of crack in her nickers.... Voice Controlled Radio Posted By friends4ever (2 April, 2004) A man bought a new car that had an amazing radio. Every time he said "jazz" it played jazz music, every time he said "rap"...