Sort these jokes by: Title (Alphabetically) | Date (latest first) | Rating (highest first) 100 Fruits Posted By GetPhat (24 September, 2006) Two men got kidnapped by a pirate and taken to a desert island. The pirate told them that they must collect 100 fruit before they can be ... Cooks Posted By D46cess12 (9 August, 2005) Q: Why Are Cooks Mean?  A: Because they beat the eggs and whip the cream.... No chocolate Posted By knuckles shine (14 May, 2005) Lady walks into an ice cream parlor on a hot day. "I'd like a gallon of chocolate ice cream", she says. "I'm sorry ma'am, but we've had a run on chocolate... Cheese at Bedtime Posted By tigary (22 March, 2005) What sort of cheese is the best to have before you go to bed ?... Rhubarb Posted By Aled (19 February, 2005) A psychiatrist and his patient were walking through the hospital garden. The patient says: "That rhubarb over there, how do you get it to grow so tall?" The... Jungle Pleasure Posted By bob22 (1 August, 2004) Three lost guys were wondering in the jungle when they came across a tribe of natives. The chief told them, " Go collect 100 of your favori... Korean Food Posted By xxeddyzpmpinxx (7 December, 2003) What do Koreans call a dog wagging its tail? A Happy Meal.... Coq Au Vin Posted By cats (27 November, 2003) Q. Did you hear about the stupid man who wanted to become a chef? A. He thought coq au vin was sex in the back of a lorry.... I'll have a quicky please Posted By cats (27 November, 2003) A man sits down at a table in a small cafe. The waitress comes over to ask the man what he would like to order. "I'll have a quicky please." He replies "Ho... butcher Posted By cats (27 November, 2003) Q. Did you hear about the butcher who accidently backed into his mincer? A. He got a little behind with his orders!... The Muffin Joke Posted By PrincessofChat99 (24 June, 2003) There are two muffins sitting in a muffin pan in the oven.  The first muffin looks to the second and gasps, "Gee it's hot in here!" The second muf... Sausage and egg Posted By SupaFred (13 June, 2003) There was a a sausage and an egg in a frying pan. The egg turned to the sausage and said "its a bit hot in here isn't it". The sausage replied in shock "F*c... Cakes Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) An elderly man was was dying and in his last few moments he asked the Priest to take him down to the kitchen where his wife was baking. The Priest carried t... KFC Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) What does a woman and a 3 peice KFC meal have in common? A. Take away the breast and the legs and all you have left is a smelly box!... Got Any Grapes? Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) A duck walks into a hardware store and says to the attendant "have you got any grapes?" The attendant replies "NO this is a hard ware store we dont have any... Fight In The Biscuit Tin Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) Did you hear about the fight in the biscuit tin? The bandit hit the penguin over the head with a club, tied him to a wagon wheel with a blue ribbon and made... Peanuts Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) A pastor was paying a visit to an elderly lady in her home when her phone rang and she went into the next room to answer it. As he was sitting there he noti... Mummy, mummy... Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) mummy mummy, what's for dinner? shut up and get back in the oven.... Two Cannibals Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) Two cannibals are eating their dinner and one cannnbal says to the other "I dont like my mother in law much." The other cannibal replies "Well, just eat you... Crisps Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) 2 bags of crisps are walking done the road, a policeman pulls up beside them and asks "Do you want a lift?", They both reply "Sorry mate, we're walkers!"... Cannibal on Holiday Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) a canibal goes into the doctors and says "doctor im really depressed, what can i do?" the doctor replies, "Go on holiday for a week and come back and tell m...