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Posted By NOVA_69 (10 November, 2004)
He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in
it.She said...You wear briefs, don't you?
He said... Do you love me just because ...
Tough Girl?

Posted By Mr Firth (21 December, 2003)
How do you know when a girl's really tough?
She rolls her own tampons!...
Missing chapter from Genesis

Posted By andyroo (8 June, 2003)
Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked
him, "What is wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
Go...
The Perfect Couple

Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003)
One day a perfect man met a perfect woman. after dating for a
couple of perfect weeks they decided to get married. it was the perfect wedding
and their live...
Top Seven Men

Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003)
The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life 1. The
Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes." 2. The Dentist -
who tells her to "open wide." 3...
Nudist Colony

Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003)
How can you tell a blind man in a nudist colony?
It's not hard....
Bad Day

Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003)
A bloke walks into a pub and orders 6 double vodkas, the
barman says "bad day ?" The bloke replies "yes, I just found out my
brother's gay !" "oh you'll get...
The Ferret

Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003)
One day a bloke called Dave was sitting at the bar in a pub
when in walks his mate Steve with a massive grin on his face. "What have
you got to be so happy ...
Men And Women

Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003)
Men and Women.. There is a difference.... 1. A
man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants, A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that
she doesn't want 2. A woman wo...
Perfect Day

Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003)
THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HER 8:15 Wake up to
hugs and kisses 8:30 Weigh in 2kg lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed - Fre...
Happy Birthday

Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003)
Four guys were telling stories in a pub. One guy leaves to go
to the restroom. Three guys were left........... The first guy says,"I
was worried that my son...
One More Time!

Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003)
Two strangers, a man and a woman, are sitting next to each
other on a trans-Atlantic flight. Suddenly, the plane plummets out of
control. In panic, the woma...
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