Sort these jokes by: Title (Alphabetically) | Date (latest first) | Rating (highest first) Belt Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) You're so fat you have to put your belt on with a boomerang!... blondes Posted By SOAPY (15 May, 2003) Q. How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A. 5. 1 to hold it up and 4 to turn the room around... Grenade Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) Q. what do you do if a Bernard Manning throws a grenade at you? A. take out the pin and throw it back.... House Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) Your house is so small, when I put the key in the door, I stabbed everyone inside!... If I Gave... Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) If I gave a shit you'd be the first person that I'd give it to... New Dress Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) I would like to see you in something long and flowing, like the river.... Russians Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) What do you call a Russian man with 3 balls? Whodya nicka bollockov.... Sainsburys Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) you're so stupid that if you got locked in sainsbury's you'd starve to death... Sorry note Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) Were you born with a sorry note from Durex or something?? ... Three Insults For Your Friends Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) 1)You're so ugly you'd scare a Police Horse! 2)You're so stupid it must have been the lifeguards day off when you were in the gene pool! 3)Psychology studen... Wipes Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) A man comes home from a hard days work to find some weight lifting equipment on the stairs, he asks his wife what the hell she is doing wasting money on the... Yo Mamma ! Posted By destineys_man_420_69 (21 June, 2003) Yo Mammas so fat that when she goes swimming in the ocean all of the Whales start singing " We are  family ! "... yo moma Posted By scent (26 May, 2003) yo momas so dumb when she was on her way to an airport, and saw a sign sayin "airport left", she turned round and went home.... Yo momma... Posted By lukeas (27 April, 2005) Yo mamma is so fat that when she weighed herself on the scales, it came up with her telephone number.... You are so poor Posted By Gothic Monk (10 July, 2003) You are so poor you eat cereal with forks to save milk! You are so poor your face is on the cover of a food stamp! You are so poor when I walked in you... You... Posted By ~giggles~ (14 May, 2003) You are so poor when I walked into your house and put out a cigarette you said," who turned off the heat" You are so ugly that when you stuck your head... Your Momma Posted By wardy01 (29 October, 2004) Your momma is so fat when she put high heels on she struck oil....