Sort these jokes by: Title (Alphabetically) | Date (latest first) | Rating (highest first) A Lesson in Medicine Posted By robert69 (30 April, 2004) First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with ... Bum deal Posted By cats (27 November, 2003) A nurse walks into the bank to cash a cheque. She reaches into her handbag and pulls out a rectal thermometer. "Great, just great," she sighs to the cashie... Circumcision Posted By cats (6 September, 2003) In a hospital one day are two little boys lying on stretchers, waiting to be taken to the operating theatre. The first boy says to the second "What are you... Deaf Man Posted By moony69 (5 December, 2004) A man goes to see his doctor because he's having trouble with his hearing. "What are the symptons?" asks the doctor. "They're a yellow cartoon family." sa... Deafness Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) A man visited his doctor to complain of deafness in his left ear. "I could hear perfectly well last night" the man said. The doctor shined his light in... Doctor! Doctor! Posted By nhojboy (2 November, 2005) Patient: Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs! Doctor: Yes, that's because we had to amputate your arms.... Doctors Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) A doctor had just finished shagging one of his patients, when he said to himself: you know its not right I should shag my own patients. Just then, a voice i... Doctors Posted By daemon (10 November, 2004) A woman goes to the doctors complaining of stomach pains so the doctor tells her to lie down on the bed. He feels around for a while then says "Well Mrs Sm... Drunk Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) A man is at a bar, really drunk. Some guys decide to be good samaritans and get him home. So they pick him up off the floor, and drag him out the door. On t... Gunpowder and Cheese Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) A Liverpool man met the girl of his dreams and after a quick courtship they married. Both wanted children but none came. In desperation they took medical ad... Improper Behaviour Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynaecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. He immediate... Lettuce at the Doctor Posted By Richard (19 November, 2003) A man goes to the doctor and says: "Doctor, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom." The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines h... Mathematician Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) What did the mathematiton do when he was constipated? He worked it out with a pencil! ... Money Problem at the Doctor Posted By midpikyrozziy (22 February, 2004) A man was having weird feelings up his arse. So he went to the doctor and asked him to look at it. "Well..." said the doctor, "Theres a £5 note in th... Morning Sickness Posted By Richard (1 November, 2003) Woman goes to the doctor with a bloated stomach and pains. Doctor doesn't know what's wrong so he takes a blood sample and tells her to come back in a wee... Old Dear In The Home Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to the local nursing home in Dublin and leaves her as planned, hoping she will be well cared for. Th... Old Lady Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) A cute little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. It never smells and is a... The Final Countdown Posted By D.MEXICAN (19 August, 2004) After months of ill-health, a man goes to his doctor for a complete check-up. Afterwards, the doctor comes out with the results. ‘I'm afraid I have some ve... The Medicine machine Posted By Lynz (10 September, 2003) A man is telling his friend that he has to go to the doctors for a check-up and his friend says "why don't you go to the medicine machine?". He soon expla... The old fella's sample Posted By Mr Firth (23 March, 2004) An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sa... The Sneeze Disease Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) As a man takes his seat on a plane, he notices an attractive lady across the aisle. He briefly admires her and then proceeds to read the book he brought for... Toast Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) There was a boy who wasn't developing very well in his "down-stairs department". So his mum took him to the doctor to get him examined and see if there was ... Two Weeks to Live Posted By Richard (20 April, 2004) A man goes to the doctor and gets a check up. The doctor finishes the exam and tells the man, "I have some bad news, you only have have about two weeks le... Viagra Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) As of next week Viagra will only be avaliable through the chemists by its chemical name. So please ask for MYCOXAFLOPPIN, Thank you.... Visit to the Doctor Posted By megan marie (1 February, 2004) A man goes to the doctor and says "I think something is wrong with me, every time I poke myself it hurts." He demonstrates this by poking himsel...