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Chocolate bar

Posted By Funny.co.uk (03 February, 2003)

Young Johnny was sitting on a park bench eating chocolate bars, a man sitting opposite watched him finish six of them off.

The man said

"Eating that many chocolate bars is bad for you,"

To which Johnny replied

"My Grandad lived to be 105".

"Did he eat lots of chocolate bars at once?" said the Man.

"No," said Johnny "he minded his own F*~'ing business."

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