Sort these jokes by: Title (Alphabetically) | Date (latest first) | Rating (highest first) Police and the tree Posted By dontony (11 July, 2005) Did you hear about the Police car that hit a tree? They say the IRA planted it!!... An Executive Buys a Mercedes Benz Posted By jimporter (23 January, 2005) A highly successful young executive received a promotion and decided to reward himself with a new car. When the dignified, dapper and impeccably groomed b... Cars in Heaven Posted By Richard (1 January, 2004) Three guys died. When they got to the pearly gates, St. Petermet them and said, "I know that you guys are forgiven becauseyou're here. Before I let you in... Tarmac Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) A piece of black tarmac walks into a bar, gets a beer and sits down. Then, the M1 walks in. He says, "I've had a really bad day and you do not wanna mess wi... Volvo Driver Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) An old guy in his Volvo is driving home from work when his wife rings him on his carphone, "honey", she says in a worried voice, "Be careful! There was a bi... Clumsy Driver Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) This lorry driver sat eating his egg and chips in a transport cafe, when ten Hells Angels walked in. They walked up to the lorry driver, started eating his ... Steering Wheel Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) A man walks into a pub with a steering wheel on his dick and he asks for a pint and the bar tender says "Do you realise you have a steering wheel on your di...