Sort these jokes by: Title (Alphabetically) | Date (latest first) | Rating (highest first) To Do Before You Die Posted By JinMakkto (6 October, 2005) I was just reading through that book "50 Things to do Before You Die" and I was really surprised that none of them was "Shout for help!"... Cinderella Posted By aledjones (9 August, 2005) What did Cinderella say when she left the photo store? Someday my prints will come.... Why did captain hook die? Posted By cathy77 (9 August, 2005) Why did Captain Hook die? 'Cos he wiped his bum with the wrong hand!... Your round! Posted By Biow (23 March, 2005) Two Fat Guys sitting in a bar having rounds of beers. Fat Guy Billy says to Fat Guy Bob "Your round!" Bob quickly replys "You are too you fat bastard!"... Musical Posted By big al (23 March, 2005) What's brown and sits on a stool? Beethovens last movement... dumb bartender Posted By 02dawkit (22 March, 2005) A zebra walks into a bar and orders a pint of larger. The bartender then says "Hey, why the long face?"... Tests Posted By friends4ever (3 April, 2004) If quizes are quizical, what are tests?... Big Ears Posted By MisterMcPhisto (20 November, 2003) Why do elephants have big ears?   Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.... I Want to Die Peacefully Posted By Richard (19 November, 2003) "I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.....  Not screaming in terror like his passengers."... Green Balls Posted By Ghost (15 May, 2003) Q. If I had one green ball in one hand, and another green ball in another hand, what would I have? A. The undivided attention of the jolly green giant... Policmen and Pianos Posted By Ghost (15 May, 2003) Q. How many policeman does it take to move a piano? A. None. It fell down stairs on its own, guv, honest.  ... Spanish Firemen Posted By Ghost (15 May, 2003) Q. What do you call two Spanish fireman? A. Jose and Hose 'B'.  ... Skeleton in a bar Posted By Ghost (13 May, 2003) A skeleton walks into a bar, walks right up to the bartender and says:"Give me a beer, and a mop"... Beetle Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) Did you hear about the pissed dung beetle who fell off his stool?... Ponder this Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) If a man says something in the woods, and there is no woman around...Is he still wrong?.... If quitters never win,and winners never quit, what fool came u... Three Men Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) An Englishman, Irishman and Welshman walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"... Blind Man Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) "I see," said the blind man as he pissed into the wind. "It's all coming back to me now." ... Two For One! Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) Q. Dad,what's a transvestite? A. I don't know, but ask your Mother he'll know! Q. What happens if you play a country&western song backwards? A.The singe... Mixed up man Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) If you are into nechrophilia,beastiality and sado masochism are you flogging a dead horse?... TV Antenna Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) Two television aerials got married. The wedding was rubbish but the reception was brilliant!...