Sort these jokes by: Title (Alphabetically) | Date (latest first) | Rating (highest first) Cinderella Posted By aledjones (9 August, 2005) What did Cinderella say when she left the photo store? Someday my prints will come.... Why did captain hook die? Posted By cathy77 (9 August, 2005) Why did Captain Hook die? 'Cos he wiped his bum with the wrong hand!... I Want to Die Peacefully Posted By Richard (19 November, 2003) "I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.....  Not screaming in terror like his passengers."... Ponder this Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) If a man says something in the woods, and there is no woman around...Is he still wrong?.... If quitters never win,and winners never quit, what fool came u... Green Balls Posted By Ghost (15 May, 2003) Q. If I had one green ball in one hand, and another green ball in another hand, what would I have? A. The undivided attention of the jolly green giant... Blind Man Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) "I see," said the blind man as he pissed into the wind. "It's all coming back to me now." ... To Do Before You Die Posted By JinMakkto (6 October, 2005) I was just reading through that book "50 Things to do Before You Die" and I was really surprised that none of them was "Shout for help!"... dumb bartender Posted By 02dawkit (22 March, 2005) A zebra walks into a bar and orders a pint of larger. The bartender then says "Hey, why the long face?"... Mixed up man Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) If you are into nechrophilia,beastiality and sado masochism are you flogging a dead horse?... Big Ears Posted By MisterMcPhisto (20 November, 2003) Why do elephants have big ears?   Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.... Spanish Firemen Posted By Ghost (15 May, 2003) Q. What do you call two Spanish fireman? A. Jose and Hose 'B'.  ... Three Men Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) An Englishman, Irishman and Welshman walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"... Policmen and Pianos Posted By Ghost (15 May, 2003) Q. How many policeman does it take to move a piano? A. None. It fell down stairs on its own, guv, honest.  ... Musical Posted By big al (23 March, 2005) What's brown and sits on a stool? Beethovens last movement... Your round! Posted By Biow (23 March, 2005) Two Fat Guys sitting in a bar having rounds of beers. Fat Guy Billy says to Fat Guy Bob "Your round!" Bob quickly replys "You are too you fat bastard!"... Skeleton in a bar Posted By Ghost (13 May, 2003) A skeleton walks into a bar, walks right up to the bartender and says:"Give me a beer, and a mop"... TV Antenna Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) Two television aerials got married. The wedding was rubbish but the reception was brilliant!... Two For One! Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) Q. Dad,what's a transvestite? A. I don't know, but ask your Mother he'll know! Q. What happens if you play a country&western song backwards? A.The singe... Tests Posted By friends4ever (3 April, 2004) If quizes are quizical, what are tests?... Beetle Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) Did you hear about the pissed dung beetle who fell off his stool?...