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 Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003)
Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint
Peter tells him, "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the
lengths that some people wil...
Doctors
Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003)
During a surgeon's conference in Harare, Zimbabwe, three of the surgeons
go out for a drink one evening. The first is American, the second
English and the t...
Hu's The Boss?
 Posted By Simon (18 June, 2003)
Playwright Jim Sherman wrote this today after Hu Jintao was named chief of
the Communist Party in China.
'HU'S ON FIRST' By James Sherman
(We take you now...
Most Intelligent Prime Minister
 Posted By Jenna (15 May, 2003)
A plane was about to crash and there were only three parachutes between the
four passengers.
The first man said "I'm Kobe Bryant, Americas most important b...
Car crash
Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003)
What's the difference between a politician and a dog that
have both been hit by a car? Skid marks leading up to the
dog....
Monica Lewinsky
 Posted By fallen angel (17 May, 2003)
What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?
They both say, 'insert Bill here'....
Adam and Eve
Posted By Ghost (15 May, 2003)
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a World
Bank economist are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden
of Eden. 'Look at their reserve, their...
Sheep
Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003)
Two sheep were standing in a field all day and one sheep says
to the other, "God! My feet are killing me!" the other sheep
says "Stop talking or you'll...
Comparison
Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003)
There's no difference between politicians and bull sperm -
only one in a thousand works!...
Mary Had A Little Lamb
Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003)
Mary had a little Lamb, she also called it Ralf, But
now it's burning in a field, Because of foot and mouth!...
Bush at School
 Posted By cfcarrigan (24 September, 2006)
On a recent trip toBritain, President Bush
went to a school for a Q&A. The teacher asked if anyone had a question
for the president.
Wee Jimmy p...
4 Presidents
Posted By Zorga (6 January, 2007)
Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado, and off they whirl
to the land of OZ.
They finally make it to the Emerald City and find the Grea...
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