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Title (Alphabetically) | Date (latest first) | Rating (highest first)Another Churchill Quote
 Posted By JinMakkto (6 October, 2005)
Winston Churchill is at a dinner party, and someone comes round offering
drinks. After Winston takes his usual whiskey, the person offers the man sitting
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A Churchill Quote
 Posted By Funnyfunny (13 June, 2003)
Winston was at a party and was becoming somewhat the worse for drink. He was
approached by a prominent member of the Aristocracy.
Lady: Winston, you are dr...
Only One Lie
Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003)
In my entire life, I've only told one lie. Well, I guess that
makes two....
Feel Like a Woman
Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003)
"I used to feel like a man trapped in a woman's body.... but
then i was born."...
Winston Churchill
Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003)
One from the history books. Woman in crowd :
Sir, if you were my husband I'd put poison in your tea!
Chuchill : Ma'm, if you were my wife I'd drink it.
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