Sort these jokes by: Title (Alphabetically) | Date (latest first) | Rating (highest first) A Churchill Quote Posted By Funnyfunny (13 June, 2003) Winston was at a party and was becoming somewhat the worse for drink. He was approached by a prominent member of the Aristocracy. Lady: Winston, you are dr... Another Churchill Quote Posted By JinMakkto (6 October, 2005) Winston Churchill is at a dinner party, and someone comes round offering drinks. After Winston takes his usual whiskey, the person offers the man sitting ... Feel Like a Woman Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003) "I used to feel like a man trapped in a woman's body.... but then i was born."... Only One Lie Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003) In my entire life, I've only told one lie. Well, I guess that makes two.... Winston Churchill Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003) One from the history books. Woman in crowd : Sir, if you were my husband I'd put poison in your tea! Chuchill : Ma'm, if you were my wife I'd drink it. ...