Sort these jokes by: Title (Alphabetically) | Date (latest first) | Rating (highest first) Creation of a Pussy Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003) Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their own design. First was a butcher, with a smart wit, and using a knife he gave it a slit. Seco... Down In Alabama Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003) Down in Alabama where the miners shovel coal, One miner shovelled it up another miners hole, They rushed him off to hospital where he breathed his last, He ... Hey, Diddle diddle (2) Posted By moozer (3 February, 2005) Hey Diddle diddle The cat did a piddle All over the kitchen mat The little dog laughed to see such fun And piddled all over the cat.... Jack and Jill Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003) jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. stupid jill forgot her pill and now shes got a daughter.... jack and jill 2 Posted By SOAPY (15 May, 2003) jack and jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky stupid jill forgot her pill and now theres little franky... Lady of Leeds Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003) There was an old Lady from Leeds. Who swallowed a packet of seeds. In less than an hour. Her tits were in flower. And her arse was covered in weeds.... Little Miss Muffet Posted By SOAPY (16 May, 2003) Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet her clothes all tattered and torn it wasn't the spider that crept beside her but Little Boy Blue and his hor... Man From Kent Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003) There was a man from kent, whos nob was rather bent, to save himself trouble, he put it in double, and instead of comming he went.... Mary Had A Little Sheep Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003) Mary had a little sheep, She took to bed to sleep, The sheep turned out, To be a ram, And Mary had a little lamb.... marys lamb Posted By SOAPY (16 May, 2003) Mary had a little lamb it ran into a pylon 10,000 volts went up its ass and turned its wool to nylon... Old Mother Hubbard Posted By cutie (28 May, 2003) Old  Mother Hubbard Went to her cupboardTo fetch her dog a boneWhen she bent over Rover ran overTo give her a bone of his own. ... Sally Brown Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003) There was a young girl called sally brown who swore no man to lay her down So over the hill came piss pot pete with 20 pounds of hanging meat He layed her d... Sing A Song Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003) sing a song of syphlis, a fanny full of crabs, 4 and 20 black heads, twice as many scabs, when the scabs popped open, heads began to sing, wasnt that a dirt... The Brazilian Posted By moozer (3 February, 2005) The was a man from Brazil Who swallowed a dynamite pill His heart retired His arse back-fired And his willie shot over the hill!... The Terror of the Hatpin Posted By knuckles shine (5 May, 2005) One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep dur... Woman From China Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003) There once was a woman from China, Who went for a trip on a liner, She tripped on the deck, and twisted her neck, And now she can see right behind her....