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Christmas Chess 7/10 - A Worthwhile Read
Posted By Richard (21 December, 2003)
During the recent Karpov-Kasparov world chess championships they came to an adjournment and left for their hotel.  In the lobby of the hotel several ch...

Christmas Reindeer on the Town 5/10 - Could Be Better But Could Be Worse
Posted By Richard (21 December, 2003)
What do female reindeer do when Santa takes all the male reindeer out on Christmas eve? They go into town, and blow a few bucks.  ...

Working At Christmas 4/10 - Definately Room For Improvement
Posted By Richard (21 December, 2003)
Why is Christmas like a day at the office? Because you do all the hard work and a fat guy in a flashy suit gets all the credit....

Christmas Jokes 5/10 - Could Be Better But Could Be Worse
Posted By Richard (7 December, 2003)
In a small southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me.The three ...

Angels on Christmas Trees Tradition 6/10 - Better than average
Posted By Richard (4 December, 2003)
It was a starry night and the snowflakes drifted down gently.The snowcrust sparkled in the lamplight at the North Pole.Sleigh bells jingled in the distanc...

Christmas Gift Panty Mixup 7/10 - A Worthwhile Read
Posted By Richard (4 December, 2003)
It was late on Christmas Eve and a teenager wanted to buy alast-minute gift for his new girlfriend. Since they had not beendating long he decided to buy h...

Christmas Tattoos 4/10 - Definately Room For Improvement
Posted By Richard (4 December, 2003)
A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artistthat she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh justbelow her bikini line. She also wan...

Christmas Carol Parrot 9/10 - Teetering On The Brink Of Total Greatness
Posted By Richard (4 December, 2003)
One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shoplooking for an unusual Christmas gift for his wife. The shopowner suggested a parrot, named Che...

Santa's Bad Day 5/10 - Could Be Better But Could Be Worse
Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003)
Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip, but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick and the trainee elves...

Johnny's Train Set 7/10 - A Worthwhile Read
Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003)
It is Christmas day and Johnny is playing with his new train set. All the family is watching him and he says "Chuff chuff chuff chuff chuff chuff woowoo. He...

Santa's Temptation 7/10 - A Worthwhile Read
Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003)
Santa was about his rounds one Xmas eve when he lands on a country estate house. So down the chimney he goes straight into the bedroom of a nubile 16 year o...


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