Sort these jokes by: Title (Alphabetically) | Date (latest first) | Rating (highest first) New Liverpool Striker Posted By Ghost (14 February, 2006) Benitez sent scouts out around the world looking for a new striker to replace Michael Owen who had gone to Newcastle.One of the scouts informs him of... Divine Golf Posted By ringer9 (29 February, 2004) Moses and Jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day. Mosespulled up to the tee and drove a long one. The ball landed inthe fairway, but rolled direct... Ronaldo Vs U.S.A Posted By saints4ever (26 October, 2003) It was the group stage of the world cup and Brazil were to play the U.S.A. The Brazilian players entered the dressing room, all down and groggy, complaini... Golf Genie Posted By Richard (31 August, 2003) A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf, were about to tee off on the third hole, which was lined with beautiful homes. The wife hit her shot and t... Female Golfers Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003) Two women are playing golf on a Saturday morning... The first of the twosome tees off anf watches in horror as her ball hurtles directly towards a group of ... Scottish Man at Baseball Game Posted By Richard (18 April, 2004) A Scottish tourist at his first baseball game... A Scottish tourist attended his first baseball game in the US and after a base hit he hears the fans roar... Manc In Scouser Land Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003) A Manc walks into a bar dressed up in his new wank Vodafone effort and orders a drink before noticing a picture of Bill Shankly on the wall. He was just abo... Steve Davis Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003) Old 'intersting' goes over to Hamburg for a bit of rest and relaxation and ends up down the Reeperbahn he picks up a working girl and asks her if she does... Hunting Club Member Posted By Richard (8 January, 2004) Two new hunting club members are taking a tour of the lodge. The man showing them around says, "See that old man asleep in the chair by the fireplace? He is... Beckham (again...) Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003) David Beckham is on top of the main stand at Old Trafford ready to jump off after a nightmare first half of the Premiership and World Cup campaign. He's los... Man U fans Posted By tstubbs (19 December, 2003) Q. How many Manchester united fans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Just one but you have to pick the f*cker up from Kent.... Yet Another Beckham Joke Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003) Beckham, Yorke and Keane are having a five minute break towards the end of training one day when Keane tells the others he has noticed that Fergie slips awa... 6-2 To Celtic Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003) What is the difference between Stephane Klos (Rangers keeper) and a black taxi ? A black taxi only lets five in.... Couple Golfing Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003) A husband and wife team are playing for their golf club's team championship. The match comes down to a very short putt on the 18th hole. The wife must make ... Company Golfer Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003) The company chairman, about to attempt a putt on the twelfth hole, noticed a funeral procession passing and suddenly paused. He placed his cap over his hear... Ladies Tee Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003) There once was a lawyer who was so fanatical about his golf game that he used to play every day. One morning he had played the first hole and was just about... Solemn Golfing Posted By Richard (19 November, 2003) A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral processi... Horseing around at Cricket Posted By Popcorn Player (24 November, 2004) A horse was playing it's first cricket match and was belting 6's all over the ground. Then his partner took the strike, hit a single and dashed up the pitch... David Blaine Posted By jabberwocky (22 November, 2003) David Blaine was upset recently to discover that his 44 days in a box doing nothing is nowhere near the record of 4 years, currently held by Emile Heskey&nb... Death on the Golf Course Posted By Richard (12 May, 2004) A guy comes home from golfing, and his wife asks him how it went.  "Well, we were doing fine until Bob had a heart attack and died on the fourth ... England vs Scotland Posted By Funnyfunny (13 June, 2003)   It is England vs Scotland in the qualifiers of the 2006 world cup, and the England team are so confident that they accept Beckham's request to play ... G'day Knoblers Posted By Mr Firth (21 December, 2003) Did you hear that Durex have shut their offices in Sydney? Apparently it only takes one Johnny to fuck Australia!... Geordie In London Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003) A Geordie is in London for the day and really fancie's a pint of NewCastle Brown Ale. It isn't long before he comes across a pub. Once inside he walks up to... Phil Neville Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003) What's the difference between an unmade Airfix model and Philip Neville? One is a glueless kit........