Sort these jokes by: Title (Alphabetically) | Date (latest first) | Rating (highest first) Bad Broccoli Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003) A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like expensive perfume. She turns to an old woman in the corner and says arrogantly, "Giorgio B... Bird Shit Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003) What do you do if a bird shits on your car? You never take her out again... Cannibal Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003) What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his bum.... Convenience Store Shopping Posted By orangevillen (11 June, 2004) A man walks into a convenience store to buy shaving cream, he asks the clerk where to find it; he replies “Isle 3”.  The man retrieves the cream walk... Conversation In The Men's Room Posted By Simon (11 October, 2003) I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?" I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restr... Fart Match Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003) An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the old man lets out a loud fart and says "one-nil." His wife rolls over and... No Paper Posted By Richard (24 May, 2004) Two men are occupying booths in a public restroom, when one calls to the other, "There is no toilet paper over here, do you have any over there?" The seco... OAP Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003) whats 100yards long and smells of piss? A post office queue on a thursday morning. ... Odd Dwarf Joke Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003) A dwarf walks into a bar and he slips over a piece of shit on the floor, he walks off thinking nothing of it. A few minutes later a huge man walks in a fall... Pet Parrot Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003) A man is at a nude beach reading the paper when he sees a little girl walking around. He covers himself with the paper and she walks over. The little girl a... Private Moment Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003) A young courting couple are out for a romantic walk along a leafy country lane. They walk hand in hand and, as they stroll, the young man's lustful desire r... Question Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003) If a bra is a upper topper flopper stopper, and a jock strap is a lower decker peker checker, and golden toylet paper is a super duper pooper skooper. Then ... Three tins of food Posted By knuckles shine (9 May, 2005) An old lady goes into a supermarket and takes 3 tins of cat food and walks up to the checkout to pay. "No, I can't sell them to you," said the woman a... Toilet Paper Mr Spock Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003) Why is Star Trek the same as Toilet paper? Because they both circle Uranus looking for Klingons... Why Is It... Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003) Why do farts smell? It's so as deaf people can enjoy them as well!... Why men look straight ahead when havin a pee Posted By andysa6 (1 August, 2003) A man is having a pee in a pub toilet and next to him is a man standing at the urinal but without any arms.  So feeling obliged he says, "Can you m...