Sort these jokes by: Title (Alphabetically) | Date (latest first) | Rating (highest first) A strange tale... Posted By Ghost (13 May, 2003) A travelling salesman has his car break down late one night and so he walkes a few miles down the road until he finds a old farmhouse. He goes up knocks on ... A Walk In The Woods Posted By Funny.co.uk (6 February, 2003) A bloke was walking a boy in the woods when the boy said "Can we go back now, I'm scared?" The man replies "just a littlle further". Ten minutes later the b... Biscuits Posted By Funny.co.uk (6 February, 2003) Two biscuits in a biscuit barrel one says to the other "where do you live?" the other one says "I'm not telling you, you might nick my washing"... Dada Posted By Funny.co.uk (6 February, 2003) How many Dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.... Dick Green Posted By Funny.co.uk (6 February, 2003) Four women were out on the golf course, when one pointed out a yellow blur approaching from a distance. As it grew closer, they could see it was a streaker ... Eagles may soar high Posted By checkersx (16 May, 2003) Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get caught in jet engines.... Numbers talking Posted By YoYoghurt (13 August, 2003) Q: What did the zero say to the eight? A: Where did you get that belt?... Orange For A Head Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003) Jimmy is walking along the road and he bumps into a man with a small orange as a head. "Wow. How did you get that small orange as a head?" he asked. "Well, ... Penguin in a bar Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) A penguin walks into a bar and asks the barman, "Has my brother been in here today?""I don't know, what does he look like?", replies the barman.... Some beans are down the pub Posted By denzil (23 March, 2005) Some beans are down the pub. The first one says "I'm a runner bean. I am the fastest bean the world has ever seen." They all give him a round of applause.... Stupid Inventions Posted By Funny.co.uk (5 February, 2003) 1)Submarine with a sunroof 2)Motorbike with air conditioning 3)left handed pencil 4)helicopter with ejector seat 4)wooden barbecue 5)chocolate tea pot 6)sol... Swing Posted By superzorg (13 October, 2003) Why did the little girl fall off the swing?   Because she had no arms.  ... The 1 legged fish Posted By monkeyman107uk (28 October, 2003) Why did the fish fall out the tree? Because it doesn't have any arms.... Two eggs Posted By Funny.co.uk (3 February, 2003) Two eggs were in a frying pan. 1st egg: hello there! 2nd egg: ahhhhh! a talking egg!... What's the difference....? Posted By JinMakkto (27 June, 2004) What's the difference between a dog? One of its legs is both the same....