Sort these jokes by: Title (Alphabetically) | Date (latest first) | Rating (highest first) Baker's Hands Posted By nick1972 (13 April, 2004) Why did the baker's hands smell? Because he kneaded a pooh.... Dolls Posted By aledjones (6 October, 2005) What do you call a row of dolls about to be burned? A barbie-queue!... Ice Cream Man Posted By big al (17 October, 2004) A body was found in the back of an icecream van, it was covered in hundreds and thousands, the police think he topped himself.... Goverment Language Posted By Funny.co.uk (6 February, 2003) Having chosen English as the preferred language, the European Parliament has commissioned a feasibility study in ways of improving efficiency in communicati... Sleepless Nights Posted By Funny.co.uk (6 February, 2003) Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac? He lays awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog !... Human Emotion Party Posted By Funny.co.uk (6 February, 2003) A man decides to have a party and invites loads of people, telling them to bring their friends. On the invitation he puts "Themed Party Come as a Human Emot... Money Posted By cats (10 September, 2003) A bloke goes to the doctor's with a ten pound note sticking out of his bottom. The doctor removes it with some tweezers, but finds more. Eventually, the do... How do you get A-Flat Minor on the Piano Posted By daz2000000 (23 October, 2003) Drop your piano down a mine shaft.  ... Vegetable Posted By big al (17 October, 2004) What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot... Cider Posted By Funny.co.uk (6 February, 2003) Young Johnny pricks his finger on a drawing pin at school, and calls out to his teacher for some cider to put it in. "Cider?" the teacher exclaims. "What on... Walking Tampons Posted By Funny.co.uk (6 February, 2003) three tampons walking down the road,which one do you talk to? none of them, they're all stuck up c***s!!... Mexican Posted By Funny.co.uk (6 February, 2003) Q.Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window? A.Tequila... Circus Folk and Showgirls Posted By Funny.co.uk (6 February, 2003) What is the difference between a Circus and a line of Showgirls? The first is a cunning array of stunts!... Goldfish and Goat Posted By Funny.co.uk (6 February, 2003) What is the difference between a Goldfish and a Mountain Goat? The Goldfish mucks about in fountains!... Legless Posted By Funny.co.uk (6 February, 2003) Did you hear about the strawberry picker who had no legs? She was a right jammy c**t... How do you get A-Flat Major on the Piano Posted By daz2000000 (23 October, 2003) Take him out of his Army Base, run him over with a steam-roller, and place him carefully on top of the keys.    ... National Dyslexic Association Posted By hell_monger1 (24 June, 2003) Q.What does DNA stand for? A.National Dyslexic Association... Banana (childrens joke) Posted By colapony (22 May, 2003) Why did the banana go to the doctors? He was not peeling very well.... Thor Posted By Funny.co.uk (6 February, 2003) The norse God of thunder, Thor, was going along the clouds on his chariot shouting, "I'm Thor I'm Thor" After 5 minutes of shouting this his horse gets fe... I See Posted By bellevue5150 (13 September, 2003) "I See" said the blind man to his deaf wife over the phone....