Sort these jokes by: Title (Alphabetically) | Date (latest first) | Rating (highest first) Zen Masters Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) Q: How many Zen masters does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two - one to change it, one not to change it... Irishmen Posted By vanilla wafah (5 October, 2005) Q. How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. 10, 1 to hold the bulb in place and the other 9 to drink untill the room spins.... Freud Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) Q. How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to hold the breasts, I mean ladder.... Thriller Writers Posted By Anglian (17 May, 2004) How many thriller writers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two - one gets it almost all the way in, then the other comes along and applies a surprisi... Divorced Men Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) Q: How many divorced men does it take to change a loght bulb in another divorced man's house? A: Yeah, like he gets the house! ... Social Workers Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) Q: How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb ? A: None, but it takes 15 to write a paper entitled "coping with darkness".... Surrealism and lightbulbs Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) Q: How many Surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Fish.... Mice Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Two. The trouble is how do you get them in there?... Perverts Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) Q: How many perverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Only one, but it takes the whole casualty department to get it out.... Matrix fans Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) Q: How many Matrix fans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: There is no lightbulb... ... Microsoft Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) Q. How many Microsoft software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A. They don't. Bill Gates just declares dark the new universal standard! (or: ... Idiots Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) Q: How many idiots does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 101, 1 to hold the bulb, the other 100 to push the house around!... Men Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) Q: How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 10, 1 to change the light bulb, the other 9 to congratulate him down the pub.... Zen Masters Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) Q: How many Zen masters does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two - one to change it, one not to change it... Freudian Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) Q: How many Freudian analysists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two, one to change the bulb and one to hold the breasts... I mean ladder....