Sort these jokes by: Title (Alphabetically) | Date (latest first) | Rating (highest first) Trainee Posted By Richard (28 June, 2004) A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone - "Get me a coffee, quickly!"... Engineer vs Manager Posted By Richard (10 May, 2004) A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excus... Things You Wish You Could Say At Work Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit. 2. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a fuck. 3. How about "never"? Is "n... Things to Say When You're Stressed... Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) 1. Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine? 2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we? 3. Do I look like a fucking people person? 4. This is... How The World Works Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) A six year boy comes home from school and asks his daddy; "tell me daddy how does a home work?" "Well son, I am the capitalist I make sure that there is bre... Which One Kept Their Job? Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) The manager of a large company was informed by the directors that he was overstaffed and that two of his three admin officers would have to be fired. All th... No Ears Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) Three salesmen were driving cross country when their car broke down far from civilization. After walking for some distance they came to a farmhouse. They as... Redundancy Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) Two managers are going over their budget for the next year. After analyzing expenses and revenues, they come to the conclusion that they will have to lay ... In The Office Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) A young executive was leaving the office at 6 pm when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in hand. "Listen," said the CEO... KFC and the Pope Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried Chicken, the Colonel calls up the Pope and asks for a favor. The Pope says, "Wh... Taking Over The Business Posted By Funny.co.uk (8 February, 2003) The boss called one of his employees into the office. "Rob," he said, "you've been with the company for a year. You started off in the post room, one week l...