Sort these articles by: Title (Alphabetically) | Date (latest first) | Rating (highest first) 50 Fun Things to do at Walmart 21 November, 2003 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling themand stranding them at strategic locations.2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front ... The Men Commandments 1 January, 2004 Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances: When a heroic dog dies to... You Know You Are 30 When... 18 October, 2003 1. You leave gigs before the encore to "beat the rush" 2. You own a lawnmower 3. You stop dreaming of becoming a professional footballer and startdreaming... Misconceived Domain Names 24 October, 2005 Certain company marketing departments are either very clever or really stupid. You may be searching for something specific but if you come up with these p... Fun Things To Say in a Public Restroom 21 November, 2003 1. 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Why Women Are Like Football Pitches 21 July, 2004 1. There is a vast difference in grounds with regards to length and width, thus varying the quality of the play. 2. Pitches vary from the well-grassed to th... Great Truths About Life 26 October, 2003 TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE, THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let ... Only in America 8 February, 2004 (...and possibly Britain)1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.2. Only in America......are there handicap parking p... How to Drive Other People Insane 24 October, 2003 1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars   to see if they slow down. 2) Page yourself over the intercom. (D... 21 Reasons Not to have Kids 18 May, 2004 A mother from Austin, Texas writes "Things I've leanred from my children":   A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill 2,000 sq. feet of ho... Questions that have Confused Mankind 10 July, 2004 Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" Who was the first person ... Eternal Truths (by women) 14 October, 2003 1. Once over the hill, you pick up speed. 2. I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food. 3. If it weren't for STRESS I'd have no energy... Tips for Northern Americans moving South 22 May, 2004 Being British we only understand about half of these.... Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later how to use it. If you ... How temperature affects the mind. 7 June, 2006 40 degrees:Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Scotland sunbathe. 35 degrees:Italian cars won't start. People in Scotland drive with the windo... 10 Reasons not to go Jogging 9 May, 2004 1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now & we don't know where the heck she is.2. 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You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn't. Jars are men's work.... Fun Things to do at a Funeral 2 October, 2003 Promise the minister a hundred dollars if he doesn't keep a straight face while praising the deceased. Tell the undertaker that he can't close ... If Men Ruled The World 15 July, 2003 Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to 'I love you.' ---Hallmark would make 'Sorry, what was your name again?' ca... Top Ten Children's Books that Won't be Written 27 June, 2004 Here are some children's books that will NEVER be written: 10: You're Different and That's Not Good 9: The Boy Who Died After Eating All His Vegetables 8: ... The Laws of Golf 11 November, 2003 LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to ... Real Hong Kong Subtitles 27 June, 2004 These are actual English subtitles that have been used in films from Hong Kong: > Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep. > Darn, I'll ... Microsoft Haikus 27 June, 2004 Just imagine if they replaced all the unhelpful microsoft error messages with Japanese Haiku* poems. *(Haikus have three lines and seventeen syllables: fir... Rules For The World Cup 25 May, 2006 Extremely important advice and recommendations to be passed on to wives, girlfriends, fiancés etc. LIST OF RULES 1. 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