Sort these articles by: Title (Alphabetically) | Date (latest first) | Rating (highest first) Eating out....With Phrank Phraser 14 September, 2003 A Restaurant ReviewCourtesy of www.TheSpoof.com   Standing impressively in a car park on a modern retail park, The Snack Attack Eat n' Go had our mou... America's New Laws 1 April, 2005 To the citizens of the United States of America.In the light of your failure to elect a proper President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we here... Naked Ladies Sell Pizza 5 October, 2005  I don’t usually bother reading the leaflets that get pushed through my door. Like most people I give them a cursory glance before dropping them straig... Terrorism Warning 24 August, 2003 Britain on AlertThe GibberBrit Party today released a warning for the public of Britain to be on alert from terror attacks. The USA has already set up a w... Nelson's Navy 23 June, 2005 If Nelson’s navy had been subject to today’s regulatory environment, would the Battle of Trafalgar have proceeded more like this?   “Orde... The Love and Hate of Art Garfunkel 30 May, 2003 I was born 56 years ago, but I was too young to remember where. My mother was a right old cow, she was a lollipop lady and my dear old dad (now deceased-ble... Blood, Sweat, Placenta & Sainsburies 12 June, 2003 It's strange the things that occupy your mind at the most unlikely moments. It first struck me while I was sitting at my wife's bedside at the first twing... Divine Press release: Turmoil in Heaven! - By 'Andyroo' 14 June, 2003 Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair with a former worshipper. The scandal was begun when a 21 year old woman,... One or Two Pints Sir? 8 July, 2003 Unfortunately, if i ever told my father of why our latest house-cleaner never returned after the first day, he'd probably believe me. The first left thin... She Caught me in her Knicker Drawer 16 July, 2003 She caught me in her knicker drawer, I woulda run, but she blocked the door. This awkward scenario I hadn't planned, Caught with her knickers in my hand, An... Play From Your Heart 18 April, 2005 I have always believed that the role of the artist is to reflect, positively or negatively, upon society and the world in general. I have no respect for the... Annihilate the Lollypop People 22 June, 2003 Living in halls three miles away from my uni, walking the half an hour journey to University becomes an accepted daily occurrence. I don't mind the walk... Don't believe all you read in the papers... 18 July, 2003 …Especially with reference to killing small rodents. Cats are mad, 'tis common knowledge.  With a dog you can feel safe when home alone at night... Creative Problem Solving 15 March, 2006 Well, they say that Dungeons and Dragons is supposed to be about creative problem solving as a group. That was the case last night, although it had nothin...