Sort these articles by: Title (Alphabetically) | Date (latest first) | Rating (highest first) I don't need excercise 19 August, 2004 A big fat cat looking toward the camera with a contented look ... Can't afford the cat 19 August, 2004 A dog looking like an accoutant explaining that they can't afford a cat... Gold Diggers 19 August, 2004 A sign explaining why men should always buy their spouses a ring with a diamond and what will happen if they don't... Head up your arse 19 August, 2004 man bent so far over he can get his head between his legs and up his bottom... Super Squirrel 20 August, 2004 Is it a bird? Is it a plane? no it's super....squirrel? getting desperate to fill the role now arn't they... Monkey Logic 19 August, 2004 A poster of a cute monkey telling life as how it is... Not going out now 19 August, 2004 A dog that refuses to go outside and will do anything to ensure that including holding onto the door frame... Traffic on the Freeway 7 April, 2006 Freeway Sign... Let The Church Help 7 April, 2006 A sign outside the "Church Of The Cross" United Methodist Church that reads "Don't let worries kill you. Let the church help".... Unhappy Cat 20 August, 2004 How rude. This is one cat that gives you the bird in more ways than one... Sniper Kitten 20 August, 2004 He's a cute, furry, little kitten but don't cross him or he'll get you with his..........sniper rifle?!?!?... Why americans don't understand 20 August, 2004 People wonder about the growing obesity problem, then you see this and it all becomes clear. Fitness and an escalator that is designed for lazy people shouldn't... Golf Balls Sign 7 April, 2006 Golf Ball Sign... Bang and Leave 19 August, 2004 A sign post which has a man's ideal relationship ... Bondage Teddies 19 August, 2004 Two cute teddy bears in bondage clothing... What implants 20 August, 2004 Britney Spears, before and after? Not wanting to be litigious so see what you think and no one mention implants.........oops... New Break 19 August, 2004 A sign at work that implies the staff fail to do any work during the day but take alot of breaks anyway... One of these cats is on speed 20 August, 2004 Spot the cat in the group that has taken speed or some other drug... Party Animals 20 August, 2004 A couple of monkeys on a night out drinking and smoking... The First in car sat nav 6 September, 2004 Technology has certainly advanced since this first sat nav system for your car... Giant Pussy 19 August, 2004 A man holding a giant cat in his living room... Who The Hell Designed This Ride 20 August, 2004 A young child and a cartoon character shouldn't be a funny thing but please, who the hell designed this ride?... Ctrl+Alt+Delete Keyboard 19 August, 2004 The ideal keyboard for anyone with windows millenium on their computer... Its a Secret 19 August, 2004 An english sign that advertises the location of a secret nuclear bunker... Car Washed 19 August, 2004 A man at a hand car wash after a flood... Singing Hamster 20 August, 2004 Look at the cute hamster with his little microphone and stand. Funny and more talented than any of these pop idol winners... Killer Kitten 19 August, 2004 A scary kitten with a knife and a rifle looking ready to pounce... Fluffy the Destroyer of Worlds 14 August, 2004 An extremely evil and scary looking puppy, called Fluffy. He destroys worlds you know.... I see a Haggis 19 August, 2004 A man playing bagpipes in full scottish clothing with two boys peeking up his kilt... Loose Tongue 19 August, 2004 A sign outside a church that is full of innuendo about a loose tongue... Bomb Technician 19 August, 2004 A man wearing a tee-shirt with advice on what to do ... Girly Footballers 19 August, 2004 England's favourite picture of the Argentinian football team in a wall defending a free kick... Sign for Sex 20 August, 2004 Pork. The one you (can't believe they used this as an advertising slogan on a great big sign) love... Crabs For Christmas 7 April, 2006 Crabs For Christmas Sign... Julia Roberts New Film 19 August, 2004 A sign for a cinema that explains what Erin Brockovich did to a dog called skip... Iron My Shirt! 19 August, 2004 A picture of a group of women protesting about sexual equality with a sign in the background showing how some men think... Clever Mouse 19 August, 2004 A mouse wearing a crash helmet to get the cheese from a mouse trap... Stupid Sign 20 August, 2004 Now I know they have to warn you about danger on the road but isn't this sign a little over the top? Water on the road during rain, sounds about right to me... Word for Blondes 20 August, 2004 Not much I can tell you about this, if I have to explain it you're probably blonde in which case you won't be able to get this far on the net to ever read this.... Bust Beaver Sign 28 August, 2004 A company's sign that when lit at night gives a different meaning... Want a smoke 20 August, 2004 A great ashtray by the singapore cancer society for all the smokers out there. Breathe deep now, fill those lungs... Bush-Monkeys 7 September, 2003 A side by side comparisson of United States President George W. Bush and his ape, monkey and chimpanzee ancestors... Bush Busted 19 August, 2004 President Bush showing how he learned to run the U.S.A... Chicks In Leather 11 October, 2003 Not the sort of thing we usually put on Funny.co.uk but here you go lads. A pair of young biker chicks wearing leather jackets and nothing else!... Bad Hair Day Cat 3 January, 2004 A ginger cat that is definately having a bad hair day... Is It Legal Now 19 August, 2004 A sign advertising a recreation area with a name associated with drug paraphenelia... Arbys Sign 19 August, 2004 Wanted sign asking for a politically incorrect qualification... Bad Tan Lines 19 August, 2004 A man sunbathing behind a washing line which has an unfortunatly placed piece of underwear... Big Cock 19 August, 2004 A man dressed like a cowboy with a huge cock........rel... Bizarre Tragedy 19 August, 2004 An elephant handler meets a bizarre end... BJ's to your door 19 August, 2004 A sign advertising a pizza delivery company with an unfortunate name... Body-Building Squirrel 19 August, 2004 A built up squirrel displaying it's body... Caught in the Act 19 August, 2004 A cat and dog caught in a passionate embrace... Changed the sign 19 August, 2004 An employee gets revenge for having to change a sign in the snow... Criminals Wanted 19 August, 2004 An advertisment in a paper asking for drivers with unusual qualifications... Druggie Groundhog 19 August, 2004 A groundhog rolling a joint... Thats what neutered means 20 August, 2004 This poor cat was quite surprised to hear why they were at the vets today, shocked really... Think Twice 20 August, 2004 Those who see this warning sign and still disobey deserve to be thrown at the crocodiles ... Classic Foul 19 August, 2004 The classic picture of Vinny Jones getting to grips with Paul Gascoine during a football match... Man Farting 7 April, 2006 A man farting like a flame-thrower! Possibly on an oil rig.... Steve Irwin Not Killed By Stingray 4 September, 2006 Stingray deny any involvement in Irwin's death... Wrong Balls 20 August, 2004 American football, not the most gentle of sports but this is one example of why not to play. Ouch, new balls please.............ah, that's tennis, sorry.... Priceless Pisser 19 August, 2004 A take on the mastercard advert with a drunk man wetting himself after his hand is put in a bucket of warm water whilst asleep... Slut Airlines 6 October, 2004                           ... Both the same 28 August, 2004 A sign pointing the direction to a marriage license bureau and the mental health department... Call of Nature 19 August, 2004 A bear answering the call of nature in a public urinal... Fancy a HotDog 19 August, 2004 A puppy asleep in a bread bun like a hot dog... Titanic 2 20 August, 2004 Don't think this would make a massive follow up to Titanic but you wouldn't believe that a van with that name would go any where near the dock.... Bernard Manning Learns A Few New Gags 5 June, 2004 A pathetic and disgusting, intolerant, racist bigot.... riding in a car with Adolf Hitler... Attack gopher 19 August, 2004 A gopher carrying a machine gun and bullet belt... Hello Girls 19 August, 2004 A kangeroo caught in a porn star pose ... Been Laid 19 August, 2004 A man sat on a bench blocking a sign in a rather amusing way... Contact Sport 19 August, 2004 Two players in a basket ball match trying to get the ball ... Rhino Sign 20 August, 2004 A sign warning what can happen within 20 feet of a rhino's rear, now that's a super soaker... What Women Want 20 August, 2004 One for the women here. Do you want the tall, dark and handsome man, or the calvin klein poser. ... McFuneral 19 August, 2004 A sign for McDonald's new business venture in funeral homes... Nearest Emergency Telephone 7 April, 2006 A sign informing drivers that there is an emergency telephone in just 174 kilometres!... Santa Hunter 7 April, 2006 A proud hunter standing over the body of Santa Claus having bagged him and his reindeer... Mini McDog 7 April, 2006 A fast food restaurant in the far east that has stolen McDonalds branding in order to sell dog based junk food.... How To Tell If There Is A Terrorist At The Airport 1 September, 2006 Check the car park.... Sleeping on the job 20 August, 2004 The queen's honour guards are renowned for their poise, dedication and ability to stand at attention for hours. Someone tell this sleeping beauty... Anal TV 19 August, 2004 A television station van with an unfortunate channel name... Chick with big Knockers 6 September, 2004 A chick with two large brass knockers... Big Night Out 19 August, 2004 Three babies asleep with their bottles on beanbags... A Cow Plea 17 August, 2004 Three cows wearing sandwich boards campaign for people to eat more chicken... Cheating Mouse 19 August, 2004 A mouse in a maze shows ingenuity to get to the cheese at the end... Name Change 19 August, 2004 A notice in the paper of a change of name that has to be seen to be believed... What you looking at 20 August, 2004 Well come on then, what you looking at? Yes I might be a funny looking child but I bet I can win a staring contest with any of you out there. Come on and have a... Computer Printer for Blondes 19 August, 2004 A monitor on a photo-copier to print the screen... The Bitch Fell Off 7 April, 2006 A man riding a motorbike on the freeway wearing a T-Shirt that says "If You Can Read This Then The Bitch Fell Off!"... Road Kill 20 August, 2004 A road, dead animal and a lazy road marker. Sick, but funny just the same... Leaping Dog 19 August, 2004 A sheep dog is caught playing jump when it should be working... Mafia Insurance 19 August, 2004 An american front licence plate that says the car is insured by the mafia... Bad Dog 19 August, 2004 A lady holding a dog as it sniffs another womans behind... God I am Stuffed 19 August, 2004 A gopher that looks like it has eaten a beach ball... Church Innuendo 19 August, 2004 A sign outside a baptist church that can be easily misconstrued to mean something un-church like.... Copydog 19 August, 2004 A dog playing copycat with a baby... Save The Whale 20 August, 2004 How can you describe this? Save the whale, the human whale that is... Pool Ball Mouth 20 August, 2004 A woman with the unique ability to get several pool balls in her mouth and possibly anything else... I love pussy 19 August, 2004 A picture of a big dog and a small cat with a caption full of innuendo... Ladies Ideal Toilet 19 August, 2004 A picture showing a womans ideal toilet with the seat chained down... Condom World 19 August, 2004 A sign for a shop called condom world... Trained Cat 20 August, 2004 Now this is what you call house-broken. Hope the cat remembers to flush the toilet when it's done... Van Sandwich 20 August, 2004 What do you get if you cross a van with two trams? An unhappy insurance company ... Fortune Cookie 7 April, 2006 A fortune cookie being opened, after a Chinese meal has been finished, to reveal the worrying message: "That wasn't chicken".... US Foreign Policy 20 August, 2004 Bush's secret is out, and all the sign's are that the US foreign policy is well on the way.... Xmas Cancelled This Year 20 August, 2004 If you're under 8 years of age then don't look now. Everyone else come and see what this hunter did to santa and his reindeer. ... Helpfull pups 19 August, 2004 A baby being lifted by its mother helped by a couple of puppys... Dustbustered Cat 19 August, 2004 A cat tied to a table with a child cleaning it using a dust buster... Office Prank 19 August, 2004 An office prank that involves filling someones cubicle with polystyrene balls... New Ballot 19 August, 2004 A revised ballot paper aimed at the citizens of florida after the chaos of the last presidential election... Steep Incline for Whelchairs sign 7 April, 2006 A sign at the top of a steep hill showing a person in a wheelchair rolling quickly towards an open mouthed crocodile / alligator.... Found Nemo 19 August, 2004 Nemo has been found in a sushi bar... Real Prices 20 August, 2004 A petrol station sign displays what the cost of fuel has risen to now... Satans Kingdom 20 August, 2004 Hell on earth is at a state recreation area cunningly disguised as satan's kingdom... The new Indiana Jones 20 August, 2004 Why wait years for them to cast Indy 4? This squirrel is ready to swing into action... Honest Beggar 19 August, 2004 A beggar holding a sign explaining that he only wants the money for beer and other things... Its True 19 August, 2004 Three men in kilts on a windy day shows that scots don't wear anything under their kilts... Male Heaven 19 August, 2004 A sign that shows the way to male heaven ... Married Life 19 August, 2004 A photo of two lions with the female giving the male a telling off... Matrix Spoon Boy 19 August, 2004 A picture of the spoon boy from the matrix poking fun at his philophosy... Cool Hog 19 August, 2004 A man on his motorbike that looks like a pig... Dead Mouse 19 August, 2004 What happens when your computer mouse dies... Grumpy 19 August, 2004 A cat that looks very unhappy with having its picture taken... Praying Cat 20 August, 2004 A cute cat that looks like it is praying ... Stormtroopers in the toilet 20 August, 2004 Hope these stormtroopers are more acurate with this than they were in the films, wonder if these are a little short for a stormtrooper also... Moo-Shoe Pork 19 August, 2004 A play on words with a pig wearing shoes that look like cows... Asleep on the Job 7 April, 2006 Royal Guard fallen over / laying down / asleep during parade... Bathtime 7 April, 2006 Dog licking / cleaning / eating a kitten... Biker Sheep 7 April, 2006 Sheep and man on motorbike... Bull Fighting 7 April, 2006 A matador in a bull ring with a giant horned tortoise!... Car 7 April, 2006 Graffiti on car... Car Wash 7 April, 2006 Hand Car Wash... cat in a bag 7 April, 2006 Kitten in Handbag... Crazy Driving 7 April, 2006 Car on the central reservation of motorway... Dog Found 7 April, 2006 Dog Found Poster ... Dogsandwich 7 April, 2006 Dog in a Sandwich... Drink Thief 7 April, 2006 Kitten drinking through a straw... DVD Rewinder 7 April, 2006 DVD Rewinder... Easter Bunny 7 April, 2006 Chocolate Easter Bunnies... Flying Dog.jpg 7 April, 2006 Flying Dog... Giant Cat 7 April, 2006 Giant Cat... Girly Map Of Britain 7 April, 2006 2005 Girly Map Of Great Britain... Hands Free 7 April, 2006 Mobile Phone Through Earlobe... I See Dumb People 7 April, 2006 "I See Dumb People"... Mobile Office 7 April, 2006 Donkey carring a Computer... Monkeys 7 April, 2006 Monkeys... Mouse Maze 7 April, 2006 Mouse eating Cheese in a Maze... Never Fart In A Wet Suit 7 April, 2006 "Never Fart in a Wet Suit"... No Parking 7 April, 2006 No Parking Sign... No Trespassing 7 April, 2006 No Trespassing Sign... Outside Toilet 7 April, 2006 Outside Toilet... Portaloo 7 April, 2006 Toilet on a Scooter... Robot Sex 7 April, 2006 Man Dressed as a Robot ... Monkey 7 April, 2006 Monkey... Split Personality 7 April, 2006 Child in Eight Diferent Outfits... Street Office 7 April, 2006 Homeless Man at his Computer... Toilet Trooper 7 April, 2006 Man Dressed up as Star Wars Stormtrooper Sitting on Toilet... Wheelchair Racer 7 April, 2006 Wheelchair Fitted with Jet Engine... Baby Giving The Finger 7 April, 2006 Baby Giving the Finger... Bat Cave Sign 7 April, 2006 Sign for the Bat Cave... Beer Advert 7 April, 2006 Black and White Beeer Advert... Bizarre 7 April, 2006 Black and White Image of Man... Car Dominos 7 April, 2006 Photo of a Car Accident... Bin Ladden on CNN 7 April, 2006 Osama Bin Laden on CNN ... Bird Flu 7 April, 2006 Bird Flu Reaches Britain... Bird Flu Hits Paris 7 April, 2006 Bird Flu in Paris... Cat Chasing a Mouse 7 April, 2006 Cat Chasing a Mouse... Chicken With a Sun Tan 7 April, 2006 Sun Tanned Bird... Osama Bean Laden 7 April, 2006 Osama Bean Laden... Sesame Street with Guns 7 April, 2006 Sesame Street... The Queen Picking Her Nose 7 April, 2006 The Queen... Driving School 7 April, 2006 A car from the "Easy Method Driving School" that has just crashed.... Traffic Light Christmas Tree 7 April, 2006 A sculpture of a tree made out of traffic lights pointing in all directions.... His and Hers Remote Controls 7 April, 2006 Two infra-red remote controls showing the essential buttons for the control of men and women.... Sleeping Puppy 7 April, 2006 A puppy wearing a sun hat and trainers asleep in a deck chair with a drink beside him... There's a Fly on my Nose 7 April, 2006 A cat going cross-eyed trying to look at a fly that has landed on his nose.... Flying Rat 7 April, 2006 A rat that has been catapulted into the air by a kitten with a wooden spoon on a kitchen work surface.... One More Drink 7 April, 2006 Two men sat at a street-side cafe table drinking from enormous giant wine glasses.... Dog Chasing Cat 7 April, 2006 A cat hangs by it's claws from the top of a door as it attempts to escape a chasing dog.... Keep Back Sign 7 April, 2006 A warning sign on the platform of Penrith railway station that reads: "Keep back from the platform edge - Or you may get sucked off"... Can you see Jesus 15 December, 2006 The image of Jesus appears in the form of, er, I don't remember that in the Bible...