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Knock Knock
Posted in Corny on October, 01 2006 9:34 PM
Who's there?
Dismay.
Dismay who?
Dismay I'm going on holiday.
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Silly Balloon Joke
Posted in Corny on April, 24 2006 8:24 PM
Three balloons. Daddy balloon, mummy balloon and baby balloon.
Daddy balloon saids to baby balloon, look son, you are much to old
to sleep with mummy and daddy, you will have to sleep in you're o
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Two snowmen are standing in a garden. One says, "I wonder what it is like
to fly in the clouds above", the other exclaims, "Look a talking
snowman!!!!"
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Snowman's Birthday Song
Posted in Corny on October, 06 2005 3:23 PM
Q: What do you sing at a Snowman's Birthday Party?
A: Freeze A Jolly Good Fellow!
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Lazy Squirrels
Posted in Corny on October, 06 2005 3:17 PM
What do squirrels do on their days off?
They stay at home and do nutting.
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RIP Ronnie Barker
Posted in Corny on October, 05 2005 3:32 PM
Did you hear about the group that broke into a police department and took
their only toilet? Now the police have nothing to go on.
(This joke originally made it's first appearance on TV around 30
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