Talking one armed bandit and peanuts

Posted in Corny on April, 28 2005 9:33 PM

A man goes into a bar and sits down at a table. There is a bowl of peanuts. He is about to take a handful when they start saying nice things about him like "Mate, that's a great top, r ...
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Dirty habits

Posted in Corny on March, 22 2005 2:09 PM

Why did the penniless monks all have dirty habits? Because they couldn't afford the laundry service. ...
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Bass

Posted in Corny on March, 22 2005 8:48 AM

I say, I say, I say. What did the fisherman say to the rock guitarist? "I caught you a delicious bass, wanna play it?" ...
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Laundry van

Posted in Corny on March, 22 2005 8:46 AM

What happened to the crook who escaped from the police by hiding in a laundry van? He got clean away. ...
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Quasimodo

Posted in Corny on March, 05 2005 12:10 AM

Quasimodo went to see his GP. The doctor, after examining him, says "I think there's something wrong with your back." Quasimodo says "What makes you say that?" The doctor replies "Oh, it's just ...
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Corny Cabbage

Posted in Corny on December, 05 2004 9:28 PM

Q. What do you call two rows of cabbages? A. A dual cabbage way ...
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Dyslexic

Posted in Corny on November, 15 2004 7:43 PM

What do you get if you cross a dyslexic, an agnostic and an insomniac? Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there is a dog. ...
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Cannibals..

Posted in Corny on November, 15 2004 12:45 AM

What does a Cannibal get whens he's late for dinner? The cold shoulder. ...
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