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The Nice Lawyer
Posted in Crime, the Military and Law on December, 05 2004 10:29 PM
One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limosine when he saw two men
along the roadside eating grass.
Disturbed, he asked his driver to stop and he got out to
investigate.
"Why
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Circus
Posted in Crime, the Military and Law on October, 12 2004 9:50 PM
How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler
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Criminal On Plane
Posted in Crime, the Military and Law on September, 30 2004 8:45 PM
A builder was walking off of a plane when he dropped his mobile phone. He bent
down to pick up the phone and a police officer grabbed him. The man was
furious and demanded to speak to the Chief.
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Police Joke
Posted in Crime, the Military and Law on August, 23 2004 1:09 AM
How many Police officers does it take to push an prisoner down the stairs?
None. He fell.
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Car Ride
Posted in Crime, the Military and Law on August, 22 2004 10:20 AM
An American Soldier serving in the Gulf War was
driving his girlfriend around Iraq.
Suddenly there was a bump.
"What was that?" asked his girlfriend in alarm.
"Oh, just a rabb
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Saddam put into a Safe Place
Posted in Crime, the Military and Law on June, 27 2004 8:45 PM
The United Nations have decided to put Saddam Husain somewhere that he
will never cause anyone any problems ever again. So next season he will play
centre-forward for Leeds United.
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The Best Lawyer
Posted in Crime, the Military and Law on May, 12 2004 8:54 PM
How much does the very best lawyer weigh?
5 lbs, if you include the urn.
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Female Terrorist
Posted in Crime, the Military and Law on March, 14 2004 1:07 PM
Two female suicide bombers are walking through Afghanistan. One
turns to the other and says "Does my bomb look big in this?".
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