The Nice Lawyer

Posted in Crime, the Military and Law on December, 05 2004 10:29 PM

One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limosine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he asked his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why ...
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Circus

Posted in Crime, the Military and Law on October, 12 2004 9:50 PM

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler ...
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Criminal On Plane

Posted in Crime, the Military and Law on September, 30 2004 8:45 PM

A builder was walking off of a plane when he dropped his mobile phone. He bent down to pick up the phone and a police officer grabbed him. The man was furious and demanded to speak to the Chief. ...
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Police Joke

Posted in Crime, the Military and Law on August, 23 2004 1:09 AM

How many Police officers does it take to push an prisoner down the stairs? None.  He fell. ...
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Car Ride

Posted in Crime, the Military and Law on August, 22 2004 10:20 AM

An American Soldier serving in the Gulf War was driving his girlfriend around Iraq. Suddenly there was a bump. "What was that?" asked his girlfriend in alarm. "Oh, just a rabb ...
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Saddam put into a Safe Place

Posted in Crime, the Military and Law on June, 27 2004 8:45 PM

The United Nations have decided to put Saddam Husain somewhere that he will never cause anyone any problems ever again. So next season he will play centre-forward for Leeds United. ...
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The Best Lawyer

Posted in Crime, the Military and Law on May, 12 2004 8:54 PM

How much does the very best lawyer weigh? 5 lbs, if you include the urn. ...
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Female Terrorist

Posted in Crime, the Military and Law on March, 14 2004 1:07 PM

Two female suicide bombers are walking through Afghanistan. One turns to the other and says "Does my bomb look big in this?". ...
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