Car Ride

Posted in Crime, the Military and Law on August, 22 2004 9:20 AM

An American Soldier serving in the Gulf War was driving his girlfriend around Iraq.

Suddenly there was a bump.

"What was that?" asked his girlfriend in alarm.

"Oh, just a rabbit." said the soldier casually. Then there was a bigger bump.

"What was that?" said his girlfriend.

"Just a badger," said the soldier.

After about 10 more minutes of safe driving his girlfriend was just going to sleep, when there were two huge bumps.

"Can you tell me what the £&*$ that was?" she shouted.

"It was an Iraqi." he replied.

"But why was there two bumps?"

"Well I had to go up onto the kerb to get that one."

 

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