Execution

Posted in Crime, the Military and Law on February, 08 2004 5:02 PM

A chemist, a biologist, and an electrical engineer were on death row waiting for the electric chair. The chemist was brought forward first. "Do you have anything you want to say?" asked the execut ...
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500 Lawyers in the Ocean

Posted in Crime, the Military and Law on January, 27 2004 8:38 PM

What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start. ...
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Hit Them With Big Mallets...

Posted in Crime, the Military and Law on January, 24 2004 8:52 AM

The Government has today announced new anti-paedophile measures.  They are all to be lined up and hit on the head really hard with big mallets.  However, critics of the proposals fear ...
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CIA Job Interview

Posted in Crime, the Military and Law on January, 18 2004 3:21 PM

These three men are going through CIA training, trying to become secret agents. They finally get through all their written and physical tests when they are pulled aside by one of the instructors ...
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Gun Shop

Posted in Crime, the Military and Law on January, 18 2004 1:37 PM

A man goes to a gun shop and asks for a gun and a scope. The owner hands it over and tells the man to test it by looking at the house on the hill, which is the owners house. "You should be able to ...
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The Smuggler

Posted in Crime, the Military and Law on January, 01 2004 1:41 PM

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two largebags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in thebags?" "Sand," answers Juan. The guard says, "We'll j ...
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Smart Lawyer

Posted in Crime, the Military and Law on November, 19 2003 8:27 PM

"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?" "Absolutely! What's the second question?" ...
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The Hit and Run Case

Posted in Crime, the Military and Law on October, 24 2003 10:38 PM

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore the door off of the ...
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