Escaped Prisoner

Posted in Crime, the Military and Law on September, 07 2003 1:19 PM

A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept  for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and  breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only  finds a young couple i ...
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Clever Lawyer

Posted in Crime, the Military and Law on August, 31 2003 3:15 PM

A (possibly) true story: A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm ...
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Bus Conductor

Posted in Crime, the Military and Law on August, 21 2003 5:22 PM

There was a bus conductor, and he was good at his job. He worked at it for a long time, and after several years of this, he ended up getting really dissatisfied. One day, he went into work, and ...
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Lada

Posted in Crime, the Military and Law on February, 08 2003 9:04 PM

A bloke was driving up the M1 in his Lada. Suddenly there is a pop and a bang and the Lada starts to loose speed quickly so he pulls off to the hard shoulder. A few minutes later a Porsche pulls u ...
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A Lesson In Cultural Anthropology

Posted in Crime, the Military and Law on February, 08 2003 9:04 PM

1) In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) 2) In B ...
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Scouser

Posted in Crime, the Military and Law on February, 08 2003 9:04 PM

What do you call a scouser in suit?The Defendant ...
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Pope In New York

Posted in Crime, the Military and Law on February, 08 2003 9:04 PM

The Pope arrives in New York for a UN conference but he is running a bit late. As he comes out Of the airline termmal he hails a cab. He says to the cabbie "I have to be at the UN building in 10 m ...
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River Mersey

Posted in Crime, the Military and Law on February, 08 2003 9:04 PM

Why does the river mersey run through Liverpool? Because if it walked it'd get mugged ...
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