The Nice Lawyer

Posted in Crime, the Military and Law on December, 05 2004 9:29 PM

One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limosine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.

Disturbed, he asked his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

"Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man.

"We don't have any money for food," replied the poor man. "So we have to eat grass."

"Well then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.

"But I have a wife and two children. They are over there underneath that tree."

"That's fine," replies the lawyer. "Bring them along too."

Turning to the other poor man he stated. "You can come with us too."

The second man, in a pitiful voice, said, "But I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"

"Don't worry about it," The lawyer replies casually. "You can bring them along as well."

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even the large limo wasn't quite big enough.

Once underway one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are very kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied. "Glad to do it. You'll love my place; the grass is nearly a foot high!"

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