Whats the diffence between...

Posted in Dirty on April, 24 2004 9:01 AM

What's the difference between a nun praying and a nun in the bath? One has Hope in her Soul and the other has S oap in..... ...
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The Flat with Three Floors

Posted in Dirty on April, 05 2004 6:50 PM

On the top floor of a cheap flat in California a man was doing carving with his best sharp knife. On t ...
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Electric Arm

Posted in Dirty on March, 17 2004 11:59 PM

There was a man who had his arm shot off in a war. The doctors replaced it with an electric one, that perofrmend whatever instructions he game it, simply by talking to it. One day he went into a ...
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Soap Dispenser

Posted in Dirty on February, 21 2004 8:48 PM

A guy was taking a shower in a five star hotel and noticed there was no soap. So he ran out to the storage room naked and got two bars. But as he turned around to go back to his room th ...
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Two Nuns

Posted in Dirty on November, 12 2003 9:25 PM

Two nuns were riding their bikes along a cobbled street - one turned to the other and said,"I've never come this way before" ...
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Three Wishes

Posted in Dirty on October, 23 2003 11:37 AM

A man walked into an bar with a cat and an ostrich. He says "can I have three beers." The bar man says "that will be £3.00 please" and the cat says "I'm not paying for that!" S ...
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Posted in Dirty on September, 12 2003 11:17 PM

A survey of womens legs revealed that 10 percent of men preferred fat legs, 20 percent preferred thin legs, while the overwhelming majority preferred something in-between. ...
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Bee Sting

Posted in Dirty on September, 05 2003 11:39 AM

Why is a bee sting worse than a wasp sting? A wasp sting hurts for hours, but a 'beasting' hurts for days! ...
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