Gay Dinosaur

Posted in Dirty on August, 28 2003 8:50 PM

What do you call a gay dinosaur? A "Mega-sore-arse" ...
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Four Fingers

Posted in Dirty on August, 05 2003 12:20 PM

Sean and Jason were in a bar, and they went into the toilet to take a leak.While standing at the urinal Sean confessed, "I wish I had a dick like my cousin James. He needs four fingers to hold h ...
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McGregor the....

Posted in Dirty on August, 05 2003 12:15 PM

This Scottish farmer walks into the neighborhood pub, and orders a whiskey."Ye see that fence over there?" he says to the bartender. "Ah built it with me own two hands! Dug up the holes with me sh ...
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At 6:30 or 6:45

Posted in Dirty on July, 30 2003 6:30 PM

Four guys who worked together always golfed as a group at 7:00 a.m. on Sunday. Unfortunately, one of them got transferredout of town and they were talking about trying to fill out the foursome.A ...
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Two Cowboys

Posted in Dirty on July, 22 2003 6:50 PM

Two cowboys are walking through the dessert and they are really thirsty. They carry on walking and they come to pub so they go in and have a drink. While there drinking a women ...
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Whales & Sailors

Posted in Dirty on July, 20 2003 3:59 PM

Two whales are swimming in the ocean when they see a whaling ship inthe distance. The male whale realises that it's the same one that killed his parents so he turns to the female whale and asks if ...
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The Farmer's Watermelon Patch

Posted in Dirty on July, 18 2003 8:01 PM

Two men are trying to break a world record by walking cross country. Quite tired one evening, the first man insists he simply must sleep somewhere warm that night. They travelled a bit furt ...
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Monthly Bleeding

Posted in Dirty on July, 12 2003 3:32 PM

Little Susie is beginning her monthly bleeding, but isn't quite sure what is going on. Embarrassed about telling her parents and not sure who to turn to, she decides to speak to her good friend ...
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